Exploding ass implants...

[Dookus]

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com//entnews/wwn/20040413/108186840004.html



A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded!

Candy Jones- Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high -- right on the operating table.

And she says a surgical nurse has agreed to testify in her attempt to collect $17.5 million for medical expenses, lost future wages and emotional pain and suffering.

"She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded."

[Endangered Specie]

1. Weapon. Of. Ass. Destruction.

[Deja Q]

2. If she's not fully conscious, she could have heard ANYTHING.

They need credible eyewitnesses or, better, geunine audio/video testimony.

I was lucid dreaming last night and dreamt I insulted a supervisor... very weird. Maybe I should sue?

[LDS Jock]

3. its hard to believe thats a real story

seems like something you would read in the check out line at the grocery store as the cover story on a black and white tabloid. A butt explosion! LOL

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. "its hard to believe thats a real story"

seems like something you would read in the check out line at the grocery store as the cover story on a black and white tabloid. A butt explosion! LOL<<

Taco Bell? It happens.

[Dookus]

5. The amazing thing is

I posted it before Matcom.

[LDS Jock]

6. lol..

And you thought he had the corner and odd stories. Well done Dookus.