A Hannity Haiku

[MrScorpio]

In need of an enema

When you see a person so full of shit

Hannity is an asshole

[Blue-Jay]

1. I thought a haiku was 5-7-5....

Neanderthal brow
He takes pride in low IQ
The dumbest Fox whore

[camby]

2. ROFL you made my day

I love that picture of Bush and the squirrel!

[Fovea]

4. Good.

In an angry fog
Jackbooted thug with a mike
Blows foam on Franken

[Blue-Jay]

3. Another

A Bush brown-noser
What are facts? Ron's "stupid things".
The sum of Sean's parts.

[Blue-Jay]

5. One for O'Reilly

I'll cut your mic off!
Shut up! Shut up! No SPIN ZONE!
What's a Peabody?

[Blue-Jay]

6. One for Shepard Smith

Really! I'm not gay!
Roger Ailes would not approve
So stop saying that!

[Blue-Jay]

7. OK, we'll make a game of it.

Guess who?

Libertarian
It's the lie that I live by
In truth, a Repuke.

[MrScorpio]

8. BOORTZ!!!!

What's the difference between Boortz and a bag of shit that's on fire?

The fire.

[Blue-Jay]

9. Hahaha! You win!

next...

[Blue-Jay]

10. Guess who?

Thank God for OJ
A career made overnight
Dig my crooked mouth.

[MrScorpio]

12. I give

Make me go "Duh".

[Fenris]

13. Fuhrman...or possibly DIck Cheney.

The crooked mouth threw me.

[Blue-Jay]

15. Hint: It's a "she"

[Fenris]

16. Greta!

:D

[Blue-Jay]

18. YAY!

:D

this is fun!

[MrScorpio]

19. Greta!!

Change my guess

[MrScorpio]

17. Crier?

A guess

[Fenris]

11. Who am I?

Thinner than I was
Now just a drugged up Nazi
Pilonidal cyst

[MrScorpio]

14. Limbaugh

The Asswipe's asswipe

[Blue-Jay]

20. Here we go!

Guess who?



No-merit questions
Profile like a buzzard
Ow! Sat on my sack!

[MrScorpio]

21. O 'Liely?

[Blue-Jay]

22. Nope.

The "sat on my sack" is from a comedy show....

[Blue-Jay]

23. Hint:

Digging through my trash
Those Depends® you found weren't mine
An old virile stud

[MrScorpio]

26. Novak?

[Blue-Jay]

27. 'nother hint:

Mork from Ork wore them
But they became MY trademark
I'm an old dumbass

[MrScorpio]

28. It's official:

I'm lost

[MrScorpio]

29. McLaughlin?

[MrScorpio]

30. Thumond?

[Blue-Jay]

31. Larry King

oy

[MrScorpio]

32. I was thinking a repug lover

Larry was way off my radar

[jdonaldball]

24. Parvenue Poplulist

Parvenue Hair-do
Embarassment to Irish
You're still in the Bog.

[Blue-Jay]

25. Good one!

You made me look up "Parvenue", and I thank you for the new word.

No idea, though. :|

EDIT: O'Reilly? He's got an Irish name...

[Blue-Jay]

33. NEXT!

Who am I?


Skeletal wastrel
Purveyor of mis-statements
Vagina? Penis?

[MrScorpio]

34. Mann Coulter

[Blue-Jay]

35. ding ding ding!

[Blue-Jay]

36. Guess me!

Softball interview
Yes SIR! I won't challenge you.
Red, White, and Afraid

[MrScorpio]

38. Russert?

The field is sooo rich

[Blue-Jay]

39. The last line is in reference to a book...

[MrScorpio]

40. Allan "Hair-Combs"

[Blue-Jay]

41. That's the man.

[Bluebear]

37. Another Hannity entry.....

Grecian formula,
Man tan and a smirky face,
just like his idol.

[Blue-Jay]

42. Last one of the night.

Guess who.


Homespun homilies
Like a frog in a fryer
I miss Uncle Walt

[MrScorpio]

43. Eisner?

[Blue-Jay]

44. trying too hard...

[MrScorpio]

45. Paul whatziface on the radio?

[Fenris]

46. Rather.

[MrScorpio]

47. I dink chure wright

[Blue-Jay]

48. Rather, it is.

Someone else's turn. I've hijacked this thread long enough

[MrScorpio]

49. You've got threadjackin' in your blood

You're good

[Blue-Jay]

50. OK. One more.

This one's easy.


I just got fired
Homophobic botanist
Get AIDS and die, fag

[MrScorpio]

51. The Thavage Weener

Going my way, Thayler?

[smirkymonkey]

52. Another...

Sean, you stupid fuck
Talkin' out of your ass again
Stick your head back in

[Blue-Jay]

53. Dan Ackroyd?

"Jane, you stupid bitch...."

[Blue-Jay]

54. Someone tell me to stop.

Bosnian liar!
(I said that to get ratings)
Don't look at my rug.