Anyone else seen...Larry the Cable Guy's Git 'r' Done?

[jus_the_facts]

.....this freak redneck said The Dixie Chicks Natalie better shut up or she's gonna find herself lookin' for a job at Lane Bryant....and he called Rosie O'Donnel...Rosie O'Fatass because of how she talked to Tom Selleck about guns on her show....he said guns don't kill people...husbands who come home early do. It was soooo NOT funny! :thumbsdown: :puke: :thumbsdown:

[Nlighten1]

1. I saw it.

Bigoted crap. There were even moments when the audience didn't like what he was saying.

[jus_the_facts]

9. Yep....I noticed that too.....

:hi:

[Blue-Jay]

2. Some parts of his act were funny

Most of it was misogynistic, racist bullshit, though.

I'll have to admit that I laughed at the bit about the crotchless panties.

[jus_the_facts]

3. Yeah...the crotchless panties part was funny....

....need to make 'um in bisquits and gravy flavor!! :crazy:

[name not needed]

4. "I'm gettin fat just on undershorts"

:P

[jus_the_facts]

6. "Hey....you want some o'this........NOooooo......just LOOK......."

..."..what IT did to your underbritches!!" :D

[Paragon]

5. "The only thing worse than country music is country comedy." - Jeff Ross

:D

[jus_the_facts]

7. True Dat....

:hi:

[KG]

8. this guy never was funny.

[jus_the_facts]

10. Well...I didn't spend any money on it......

.....my SO brought it home...his boss bought it! x(

[realisticphish]

11. yeah

though his act on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is pretty good; and I really do like Jeff Foxworthy, caus even though he sounds like a hick he really isn't at all

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[name not needed]

12. I thought Ron White was hilarious

"They call me 'tater salad'." :)

[jus_the_facts]

13. "I was gettin' drunk in the BAR...they THREW me into the Publik"

......now HE was funny!! :D

[Blue-Jay]

14. Ron White kicks ass!

What's funnier than boozin' drinkin' and peein' on yourself?

[realisticphish]

15. "Cause once you've seen a woman naked...

you want to see all the other ones naked."


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[jpgray]

19. Ron White is great

His proof of how we're all a little homosexual is especially hilarious. :D Also his bit on hunting deer--'just make the bullet go about fifty miles per hour and put some headlights on it--you'll never miss'. :D

[JM]

21. His son...Tater Tot...

We nearly pissed ourselves with his bit. He is clean and funny, and I don't think his routine is nearly as contrived as Larry the Cable Guy.

If you follow the clips in the Redneck Comedy Tour, you may notice Larry's accent is significantly less than in his routine.

JM

[ChoralScholar]

16. It's clear they made an effort for

Blue Collar Comedy Tour to appeal to a wider audience than the singular comedians normally do. As you said, Larry the Cable Guy was fairly decent on the movie, but sucks ass on his own video. Ron White's act was pretty much the same as his own album, but he's a little more vulgar. At times the clean versions of his jokes are funnier. Bill Engvall is pretty much the same on his albums as is Foxworthy.

[elperromagico]

17. You couldn't watch Comedy Central for more than an hour a few weeks ago

without seeing Larry the Cable Guy.

I lean towards thinking it's all an act, something akin to Foster Brooks' old drunk routine. Seems he (Larry the Cable Guy) was born in Nebraska... though of course, he could have moved to the South early in life.

[Mordecai]

18. I saw him last week.

On the same video. He's the epitome of a republican redneck.

[JM]

20. "Grandma's got the walkin' farts...

...She got thrown out of the BassPro Shop. They accused her of stealing stink bait and a duck call, and her nightgown didn't even have any pockets!"

Some of his stuff was hilarious, but I agree, he is a Repub redneck.

I need to find the guy on the Redneck Comedy Tour who was doing the "Here's yer sign" bit. My business partner has a beauty for him...

We were doing a business lunch at a local restaurant a few weeks ago and arrived just when they were opening for the day. The hostess asked us if we would like smoking, non-smoking, or first available. Seeing as there was not a soul in the restaurant, my business partner asked her how long it would be for first available.

Here's yer sign!

JM

[jus_the_facts]

22. "She sounds like a machine gun when she goes to get the mail....

.....Granpa said we're under fire....I told him it's just Granma with the walkin' farts....now put yer pants on and get outta the ditch!" :D

Yeah LOL...no doubt...'here's her sign!!' :crazy: :hi: