HawkerHurricane
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:39 PM
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Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate? They can also track her calves right to their> stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in this country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.
Perhaps the solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.
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| Deja Q
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:41 PM
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| 1. Or all them purported WMDs... |
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Edited on Wed Jul-21-04 08:41 PM by HypnoToad
which they no longer need to find since * sold them some...
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| GOPisEvil
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:41 PM
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| 2. Or...the federal government really doesn't want to look that hard for |
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the illegal aliens...underground economy and all that.
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| MrScorpio
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:41 PM
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They only find what they're looking for.
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| jjmalonejr
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:54 PM
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| DrWeird
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:42 PM
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| 4. Well, we could brand illegal immigrants. |
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Or stable bar-coded tags to their ear.
But frankly, I'm not worried that much about illegal aliens.
Besides, didn't the hijackers get here with student visas?
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| jjmalonejr
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:55 PM
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Welcome to America!
Here's your cow.
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| Wcross
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:14 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-21-04 09:18 PM by Wcross
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| Unperson 309
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:32 AM
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| 9. Are They al Qowda members? |
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Edited on Thu Jul-22-04 12:33 AM by Unperson 309
Al Qowda members I know of include
Mahmooood al Uddr
Moosama bin Laden
Saddam Moossein
Moohammad Cowzai
and many other Moolahs and Mooslims as well. Not to mention the Hezbullah!
I've heard the Caudis are involved, but the majority of the action took place in Calfghanistan. Muraq and Muran are not implicated.
Anyone care to add to the story?
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Edited to add just *one more* pun!!
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