* career options in the absence of daddy's influence and power

[bo44]

100 IQ, C student, krakkhead boozer, cowardly slobber slurper are some of his personal qualities. Consider pretzeldent bunnypants' educational and career opportunities as the son of two freeper farmhands from Turlock, CA.

[PeaceProgProsp]

1. He'd still be in oil...he'd be pumping it at the local Citgo.

[bo44]

2. Gomer Pyle with a personality disorder

:evilgrin:

[Philostopher]

12. The last time this question came up here ...

That's what I said, too. Behind the counter at some quickie-mart in a half-abandoned strip mall, sneaking cans of Budweiser out of the beer cooler and cigarettes out of the rack up over his head, probably narking on his fellow employees when they take personal phone calls, and sucking up to the owner for raises.

[JSJ]

3. fertilizer

[jdonaldball]

4. Prison Bitch

[Fridays Child]

5. Rolling senior citizens for their Social Security checks.

x(

Basically, what he's doing, now, but on a smaller scale.

[Fleshdancer]

6. Neighborhood drunk?

Like Moe on the Simpsons...only less coherent.

[Arbustosux]

7. Walmart Department Manager

he does have an MBA and hes a man!!

[solinvictus]

8. I agree with Wal Mart manager

He seems to have the crappy attitude toward others to pull it off. Otherwise, I'd say a bottom feeding auto or insurance salesman.

[bo44]

9. He reminds of a white shoe tire kikker

White belt, white shoes, white tie, white socks, navy blue polyester suit selling Buicks and scripture for no money down.

[Radical Activist]

10. ineffectual middle management: Did you get the TPS report memo?

[bo44]

11. Fire from his job as party planner for Turlock Chamber of Commerce

Got busted for skimming bottles of booze and joyriding with a dairy princess.