CONFESS!!!!!! What gives you gas!!!

[LynneSin]

And I'm not talking a gas station.

I had ice cream last night, which I love.

But don't hang around me the next day



Don't lie to me!! We all fart - what gives you gas! That way I know when to avoid you!!! Like me after Ice Cream!

[Zynx]

1. Ice cream is one of them. Pasta is another.

Sometimes I get gas that has trouble passing and then I have nasty pain.

[demnan]

2. Beans, beans

The musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot!
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal!

[Kali]

18. So lets have beans for Every meal.

how I learned it

[mrboba1]

21. I didn't hear either of those!

Beans, beans
good for your heart.
The more you eat them,
the more you fart!

[Kali]

26. secondary verse

[calico1]

You could be lactose intolerant if ice cream gives you gas.

As for me, I can't eat any sugarless gum or anything sweetened with malitol.

[SarahB]

3. Are you lactose intolerant?

If I have too much dairy and I don't take Lactaid (or it's generic equivalent), I'll get gassy. The lactose intolerance didn't hit me until I was 29 too.

[peekaloo]

4. tuna fish

but I'm not sure if it's the chicken or the tuna. :dunce:

Ask any mermaid you happen to see,
What helps me clear a room, Chicken of the Sea.

:nuke:

[onebigbadwulf]

5. Milk. Or pizza in the morning

The joys on being lactose intolerant

[Gothic Sponge]

6. Soylent Green

Some people are just hard to digest. ;)

[SarahB]

7. You just have to eat the right ones.

:7

[GOPisEvil]

8. Lots of fresh produce.

My body doesn't know how to act!

Dry produce, too. Raisins, plums, dried fruit of any kind. Whew!

[jus_the_facts]

9. CONFESSIONS and BEANS!!

:o :o

[DemocratSinceBirth]

10. George Bush

Whenever I see him I flatulate uncontrollably....

[jukes]

11. middle-age

and abuse of my gi tract are my downfalls, i suppose.

enzyme supp's (papain, bromelain) taken w/ problematic foods can lessen the impact.

[Scooter24]

12. Taco Bell...

it also gives me heart burn....

[matcom]

13. Evita gives me gas

but only cause i sprinkle hot sauce on her after the BBQ :D

[LynneSin]

15. You're so mean to me and my bundles of furry love

:cry:

[soothsayer]

14. Big Macs for some reason

I even get cramps

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Food.

Just about any food.

I'm a methane factory. Just ask Koolzip.

[supernova]

17. Too much dairy, too many high processed carbs

like pasta and bread and potatoes. It's the flour. It's like I can feel it fermenting in my GI tract. Yeech.

Fresh fruit and veggies and protein are ok.

[mrboba1]

19. Not Suzanne Summers

I remember briefly seeing some sort of interview with her quite some time ago saying that she "never got gas"
She made sure she ate foods that did not do that to her.

This always sticks in my head, because of mine and my wife's reaction - we looked at each other with the same face:

:wtf:

:D :silly:

[Texasgal]

20. Avoid me after

drinking beer! Especially dark beer! :beer:

[scarlet_owl]

24. Welcome Texasgal!

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

27. Hey Texasgal! Welcome!

There's an Austin For Kerry event tonight - you should go!

www.austin4kerry.org

:hi:

[scarlet_owl]

22. Blueberries! And I had 'em last night.

I'm one gassy owl!

On edit: Coffee makes me incredibly tooty as well.

[underpants]

23. Water -oxygen -sausage biscuits- eggs -scotchtape-the TV

I COULD go on.

[bearfan454]

25. I can clear a room with a chili dog fart.

Especially if it has a lot of onions. Whew ! Mrs bearfan sleeps in the other room sometimes.

[Cannikin]

28. This thread gives me gas.

[bo44]

29. Watermelon, broccoli, and beer

Excuse me while I pollute.

[lpbk2713]

30. I ate some lima beans the other night.

A short while later they made me proud.