DeLay introduces bill to display Reagan's mummified corpse.

[wickerwoman]

WASHINGTON (AP) -- House Majority Leader Rep. Tom Delay (R-TX) has introduced a bill to display former President Ronald Reagan's mummified corpse in a special new mausoleum on the National Mall, to be renamed Ronald Reagan National Mall. The mausoleum will be placed on a new, to-be-constructed island -- accessible by land bridge -- in the center of the Reflecting Pool, to be renamed the Ronald Reagan Memorial Reflecting Pool.

Capitol Hill sources report that an identical bill is to be introduced in the Senate with the bipartisan co-sponsorship of Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS) and Sen. Zell Miller (D-GA).

A spokesman for DeLay said that the bill provides for a private-public partnership to preserve Reagan's body in pristine condition indefinitely. The chemicals will be provided to the public by Rep. DeLay's own extermination company.

http://www.johnlacny.com/archives/000058.html

Maybe it's too late at night, but I find this pretty damn funny. :-)

[shoelace414]

1. and

the reflecting pool is located in what will be renamed Reagan DC

[wickerwoman]

3. Capital of the United States of Reaganerica.

Where ketchup is king.

[ClintonTyree]

2. The GOP..............

is just sick enough to probably give this consideration. If I didn't know it was a joke, I'd probably believe they'd do this.

[rogerashton]

4. Another parallel between Reagan and Lenin

n/t

[wickerwoman]

6. Or the Chairman himself.

Because what the world really needs is another Tiananmen Square.

:-)

[Spinzonner]

5. Russian Experts who maintain Lenin's tomb will be

called in as consultants.

[DBoon]

7. Why not

I imagine we may already use some former KGB to help implement the Patriot Act.

Now tell me again WHO won the Cold War?

[jukes]

8. be worth a trip

back to DC, just to pee in that pool!