Would you join the military if you could get a breast/penis enlargement?

[Renew Deal]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Not only no, but HELL no.

[ugarte]

2. Too funny...

Only if I can get a penis enlargement and live in female housing.

[Renew Deal]

3. lol

That sounds like a good deal.

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. I'll do anything for free stuff

even pay money!

[SarahB]

5. I thought this was a joke.

I'm listening to something about it Air America though right now. :wtf: Too odd.
The answer is no. I don't need it, but even if I did I wouldn't. Actually, no one really needs it though. Some of us just REALLY don't need it.

[shawcomm]

6. You'd think the penis enlargement angle

(should I say angle?) would really get out the repub enlistment...

[mrboba1]

7. Heck yeah!

I'd get a boob job - just so I could play with them all day!!

(apologies to Steve Martin)

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Why would I want it bigger than it is now?

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

15. Woo woo, baby!

:-)

[pocket]

9. Only if I could get both

I'll have to ask a recruiter about that.

[truthspeaker]

10. Implant?! If anything I need a reduction!

[kodi]

11. gee could i just get one or the other? getting both seems a bit too much

.

[central scrutinizer]

12. I don't want nobody to shoot me in the foxhole

foxhole....foxhole.

Zappa

[aden_nak]

13. Scalpel and Penis are not terms I place together, personally.

[BringEmOn]

14. If you're ever captured and tortured, at least you won't be embarrassed.

when your pictures are splashed all over the internet.

[BringEmOn]

16. Lynndie England will give you two thumbs up!

[Endangered Specie]

17. Penis Enlargement?

I notice no male has admitted to wanting (needing) one for free, either that or the male population is pacifistic around here *snicker*.

Id rather have the opprotunity to be the only man on an all female submarine, that might get me on board (so to speak) ;)

edit:
Guys who go around saying they are large enough or too large are probably the opposite. Besides, its about HOW you use it.

[BringEmOn]

18. No need to stuff socks in your flight suit.

[Endangered Specie]

19. ROFL!

And you thought the Clenis was dangerous?

[matcom]

20. i am ALREADY too big for my britches!

joined once. ain't doing it again thank you :)

[burythehatchet]

21. I gotta go with no

because it makes no sense to get a bigger tool just to get it shot off.

[Arbustosux]

22. No..I get a penis enlargement every night!

without the need to enlist!

[Nikia]

23. My breasts are big enough

I wouldn't want a breast enlargement if someone paid for me for that with no strings attatched. I have a hard enough time buying dresses that fit as it is.

[Renew Deal]

24. You have any pictures?

:evilgrin: