Did Sandy Berger really stuff classified documents in his ass?

[burythehatchet]

Anonymous sources at the National Archive have implied that they witnessed Mr. Berger casually drop his drawers and insert spindled documents in his anus. The documents were clearly marked CLASSIFIED.

Sean Hannity confirms the story as a second anonymous source witnessed an incredibly nasty paper cut on Mr. Berger's ass.

More on this story as it develops.

[Cocoa]

1. I heard it was his urethra

:wow:

[burythehatchet]

4. OOOOOUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!

[jeff30997]

2. WTF?

Links please.

[burythehatchet]

6. You're in the lounge dude. nt

[bif]

3. Not up his OWN ass actually.

He had an accomplice and it got rather kinky, I've heard.

[Catherine Vincent]

5. He sure did. This story stinks of SHIT!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

7. Just gotta be careful to remove the staples first... nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I stuck a couple of batteries up my ass once.

I wanted to keep going, and going, and going, and going....

[zbdent]

13. Why is this never a statement made by

a hot looking hetero female?

(without charging $3.99 a minute . . .)

[Frances]

9. And Sue Schmidt wrote about Berger dropping his drawers

in the Washington Post (sarcasm)--she has not gone that far--yet.

[Connie_Corleone]

10. Other sources

said he took all his clothes off, glued the pages to his body and then put his clothes back on.

[bif]

11. I heard he stuffed them into a condom and swallowed them.

All sorts of rumors going around.

[zbdent]

12. I heard it was Fawn Hall's ass

Why else would a skinny hottie like that buy size 52 granny drawers?