The Dumb-is-never-having-to-say-you're-sorry of all CAPTIONS!!!!

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U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) (C) makes a statement to the Press Corps before receiving the 911 SecurityCommission report from Thomas Kean (L) and Lee Hamilton (R) inthe Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, July 22, 2004. U.S. leaders and intelligence agencies failed for many years to grasp the gravity of the threat posed by radical Islamists and suffered from a collective 'failure of imagination,' the commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks said in its final report. The report said that as lateas Sept. 4, 2001, the Bush administration had not decided whether Osama bin Laden (news - web sites)'s al Qaeda operation was a 'big deal.' REUTERS/Mannie Garcia




"So like when I was saying Osama is 'no big deal' and stuff, I mean compared to really important things like home and family or like salvation and how long stars live and things like that. See?"

[underpants]

1. Who?! (looks from side to side) Who put me between tall guys?

:bounce:

[ClintonTyree]

The guy............

with the microphone boom looks like he's going for Dumbya's nut sack, if indeed he has a nut sack.

[LibDemAlways]

2. Hamilton to Kean

"I thought we were here to present the President with the 9/11 report. What the hell are we doing with this cardboard cut-out?"

[BringEmOn]

3. I was hopin' for a commemorative copy of 'My Pet Goat'"

[cosmicdot]

4. W: and, just as we figured, Clinton's penis did it

[AlCzervik]

5. "So wussy press corp, how about this body language..huh?"

[xcmt]

6. New Caption

"President Bush attempting to lighten the mood before a press conference by doing The Robot"