Pants!

[WilliamPitt]

[Bunny]

1. Dance!

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Stance!

edit: are we just proving that people will post a reply to anything at all? Count me in!

[johnnie]

3. chance

[terrya]

4. Chance!

[Westegg]

5. Well done, Mr. P.

[VelmaD]

6. Loon

:P

[CatWoman]

7. MST3K tribute to pants!!!

CROW: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.

TOM: Boy, don'tcha know it. I can just imagine a common scene from the days of ancient Greece: "Oh, hi Hercules, have a seat. Noooo ah-oh!"

JOEL: You are so right, little buddy. Hey Cambot, cue up the music. That's why we've put together a little musical presentation honoring one of our favorite garments. It's a little thing we like to call "Pants!"

TOM: Pants!

CROW: Pants!

TOM & CROW: Sing the praises of pants!

JOEL: Nothing better shows my taste
Than what I wear below my waist.

TOM: Say pants! Hoo hoo!
Pants!

TOM & CROW: Sing the praises of pants!

TOM: They help me suck in my gut,
They always cover up my butt.
Pants!

CROW: Pants!

ALL: Sing the praises of pants!

CROW: Wear them and you're a cool guy
As long as you zip up your fly.

TOM: Zip!

TOM & CROW: Pants!
Pants!

ALL: Sing the praises of pants!

JOEL: That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Consider the pant. You know, the Pant Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day.

CROW: The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gaulle, Ghandi -- well, almost all of them.

TOM: Dolphins. One of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are!

JOEL: What keeps our legs all warm and hot?

TOM & CROW: Pants!

CROW: What prevents a buffalo shot?
Pants!

TOM: What do they got that I ain't got?

JOEL: Pants.

CROW: Cut.

TOM: Oh, you can say that again. Huh?

[phillybri]

14. Pants rule!!!

:yourock:

[underpants]

8. Monkee washing a cat!!!!!

http://www.anyware.co.nz/monkey.html

[Canuckistanian]

9. I disagree

Vehemently.

[underpants]

10. I find this thread very sexist-women are obviously omitted

:bounce::scared:

[mrboba1]

11. RANTS!

I thought this was appropriate....

[Bunny]

12. Hey wait a minute!

Women wear pants too, you know!! ;)

[underpants]

16. Oh yeah right maybe in YOUR neck of the woods

:bounce:

[zeemike]

13. OK

Panties

[HuckleB]

15. 1918!

I know it doesn't rhyme, but, for some reason, it seems so appropriate.

;)

[SOteric]

17. It is a bit, but once we vote him out things will improve.