Weekly World News satire: Bush's plan to protect the White House

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61272

BUSH'S PLAN TO PROTECT WHITE HOUSE : PAINT IT BLACK!
'NO WAY THEY'LL RECOGNIZE IT! BRING 'EM ON!'



President Bush has hit upon a cunning plan to shield the White House from terrorist attacks. He wants to paint it solid black!

Thus camouflaged, the presidential residence would be virtually invisible at night. And that could thwart any aerial attack after sundown, when counter-terrorism specialists fear a kamikaze strike is most likely to occur, a senior administration official explains.

"This is an idea the president came up with himself," the aide says. "He was very disturbed on 9/11 that while he was being whisked out of harm's way on Air Force One, members of his staff were sitting ducks in the White House.

"He wants a way to protect them in the future."

[realisticphish]

1. lmao...it started out as a tabloid...

turned even more retarded....and now has genuine satire? WTF? still cool, though...


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[ClintonTyree]

2. The WWW............

is never to be taken seriously, but in this case I think they may have an actual news scoop on their hands. This sounds like something our fearfull leader would suggest.