Stretch Armstrong Was Fun

[arwalden]

I used to have one just like this.

-- Allen

[LiberalVoice]

1. I bet you can tell which part of him didn't stretch!

Mr. Armstrong was in fact just average. :(

[put out]

2. Stretch Armstrong fell apart on me.

And I was good to that weirdo, I tell you.

And, to add insult to injury, he fell apart while camped among my books, and all over the bookshelves.

If you ever want to know what is actually inside the Stretch Man, let me know. I can tell you he is not pretty on the inside.

[Ivan Sputnik]

3. Scary fun

A few years ago, we bought a Stretch for my young son, brought it home, and demonstrated it for him. He burst into tears! Really scared him, so we put it away for a while. He later grew to like it.

[democracyindanger]

4. For about 3 minutes

then he was just a beanbag to hurl at your little brother.

[AngryAmish]

5. I had the Stretch Monster

Green. I loved that guy.

[Pithlet]

6. I never had one

Being a girl, no one ever bought me one, but I can remember playing with a spider man version that belonged to a class mate in 1st grade. We tried to see how far it would stretch before it would snap. It never did.