How big is your weiner?

[Worst Username Ever]

I just bought a foot long at the hot dog stand. It was awesome. God I love wieners.

[Yogi]

1. Hey, thanks for sharing!

n/t

[name not needed]

2. Bigger than yours.

A lot bigger. :P

[Worst Username Ever]

3. Bigger than a foot long?

Jeez, that is a huge weiner! Where do they sell those?

[Kellanved]

4. That there are still people arguing against the metric system...

Despite the meter Bratwurst obviously showing it's superiority :P





And then there is the Sulzfelder Wurst, which can be ordered even longer.

[ChoralScholar]

6. mmmm.. that really brings out the wurst in me.....

ba dump CHING!

That really is making me hungry for some Bratwurst and Kraut... and wash it down with a Spaten Oktoberfest..... mmmm... I love my German Heritage!

[Worst Username Ever]

8. That post doesn't cut the mustard.

But I relish your response.

[Kellanved]

9. No no and No

:spank:

That is a cologne Wurst. The only way to wash it down is with Sion Kölsch. Never mix up beer-styles in Germany: the local brewing is deemed important (the proverbial ordering of a Kölsch in Düsseldorf...)


The Oktoberfest Beer would be OK for the Sulzfelder, of course ;-) .

[Worst Username Ever]

12. OMFG THAT IS THE BIGGEST WEINER I HAVE EVER SEEN

now my mouth is watering.

[Endangered Specie]

13. Master Race has Master Weiners eh?

[Kellanved]

14. Oh c'mon

Having mastered stuffing tripe with obscure animal parts is hardly reason to go Fawlty ... :hi:

[elperromagico]

5. It fits the bun. 'Nuff said.

:P

[VolcanoJen]

7. Mine's pretty small, and covered in cheese.

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[Endangered Specie]

11. Hairy blonde.

[Gothic Sponge]

10. 763,856,266,567,959,659 feet

[indigobusiness]

15. Seven Dollar Ballpark Frank Made From The Finest Hog Anuses

SAN DIEGO--Petco Park vendors defended their decision to charge seven dollars for a hot dog yesterday, claiming that the franks were made from the “finest hog anuses” money can buy.
“You pay more because we use the best ingredients,” said Michael Wilson, president of AMG Foods, which handles the vending at San Diego’s new ballpark. “The hog anuses you are eating come from the finest hogs in the land. The cow tongues, intestinal tracts, and various other meat byproducts are absolutely top-of-the line. Seven dollars is the absolute minimum we can charge, believe me.”
Wilson also defended his high-priced bottled water, claiming that it makes all other water “taste like steaming dogshit.”

http://www.thebrushback.com/previous_issue.htm


also

Bush Proposes Tax Cuts For Rich; NFL Sunday Ticket For Poor
WASHINGTON, DC-In a televised speech to the nation last night, the President laid out his plan to extend tax cuts to his wealthy friends, and placate the rest of the nation with non-stop football games. “My fellow Americans, as your leader I am rewarding my rich, corporate friends with even more tax cuts. And for the rest of your rabble – here, watch some football. It’ll provide you with a nice distraction while money is being taken from your pocket and you are slowly being enslaved by your corporate whoremasters.” Sean Hannity, Fox News political analyst, praised the speech on his show Hannity and Colmes “That speech was refreshingly honest, candid and brilliant,” Hannity exclaimed. “This is the kind of tough love that the poor people of America sorely need. Bravo, Mr. President.”

And: Make-A-Wish Foundation Asked To Punch Barry Bonds In The Nuts

http://www.thebrushback.com/barrybonds_full.htm