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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 07:40 PM
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The Miraculous Winking Jesus
See the miracle for yourself!

http://www.winkingjesus.com/
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 07:47 PM
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1. This thread is in need of a swift, merciful death
So I'll kick it instead. :P

God, Dookus, you know only SoCalDem is allowed to post useless stuff like this. (Said with the greatest affection for SoCal, whom I adore.)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 07:50 PM
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2. ok
but winking jesus tells me you're going to hell.
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 07:56 PM
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3. Odd, that image does not appear Hispanic or Middle Eastern, are you sure
Edited on Thu Jul-22-04 07:57 PM by moof
you have the correct name ?
It seems right, but you know how they are with those fictional claims.
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 07:57 PM
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4. I preferred the ...
..."Weeping Cardboard Jesus"


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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 07:59 PM
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5. I must be going to Hell or something...
I didn't see it. Sad, but true.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 08:01 PM
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7. SINNER!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 08:01 PM
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6. I Saw It. I Saw It. I Saw It.
And I'm not even drunk, so stop saying that.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 08:02 PM
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8. See, now you're going to Hell with me for lying.
:P
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 08:07 PM
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9. Cool what do you have to lie about to get a trip to Grand Cayman ?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 08:13 PM
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10. He done winked at me!
I saw the great Jeebus wink. Now I'm gonna go up in tha middle o tha air!
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demgrrrll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 08:23 PM
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11. I used to visit someone who had a picture of Jesus in her living room
His eyes were made to somehow follow you around the room.
No matter what time of day you visited she would ask you if you wanted a cheeseburger. If you said no she would add but they are
HOLTEN burgers!! Oh well then..damn why didn't you just say so..
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