All U Can Eat

[Taverner]

So I'm lookin' at all the people in this restaurant
What do you think they weigh?
Look out the window to the parking lot
at their SUVs taking all of the space

They give no fuck
they talk as loud as they want
They give no fuck
just as long as there's enough for them

Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart
Talk about some shit that's been on my mind
Talk about the state of this great nation of ours
People, look to you left, yeah, look to your right

They give no fuck
they buy as much as they want
They give no fuck
just as long as there's enough for them

So I look at the people lining up for plastic
I'd like to see 'em in the National Geographic
Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
With a towel on their head or maybe a bone in their nose

See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
God made us number one cause he loves us the best
Well maybe he should go bless someone else for a while, give us a rest

Just so everyone can see
We've eaten all that we can eat


......Ahhh Ben Folds.........

[Philostopher]

1. This song was just immense, live.

Immense. Not that Ben's not pretty impressive live most of the time, but this song was impressive.

[Taverner]

3. Yeah I saw him live and he was tearing up the keyboards

Although I'd say he also has a knack for the studio as well...

[22181]

2. I love Ben! He's the best... Just saw him at Wolftrap this month.