I want to make 100 posts... Talk to me! (not much time left!)

[Guy Fawkes]

I'm at 675 (edit: this is 700) and I want to hit 800 before I go to bed. Ask me anything, talk to me, etc. Help me reach my goal.


You have no idea how much I hate the 700 club.

[Dying Eagle]

1. I just crossed the 700 club

Lets talk about how that makes us feel.

I am Angry, I need some love....where is my wife!!

[Guy Fawkes]

2. I'm not your wife, just thought I should clarify that.

Don't think I haven't seen the 700 club. I have a HEAVY tolerence for the right, I read coulter, parker, o'riely, etc. But I can not STAND the 700 club.

speaking of wich, anyone else read today's coulter?

117

[Dying Eagle]

4. My stomach is to weak for Coulter...

What did the CU*T has to say today?

[Guy Fawkes]

8. "internal partisanship seems as threatening as external enemies"

She talks about being a registered independent. (I think she's registered Repub... I'll have to look it up) and then she disses dems and repbus, saying independents are better and smarter.

[Dying Eagle]

15. Independent LOFL

She is as much a Independent as I am a Box Turtle!!! She should just go back to being a man and confront those demands. She has SERIOUS ISSUES!!! I would love to be her Shrink $$$$$

[Guy Fawkes]

16. She's written worse

[Dying Eagle]

20. Trust me I know

I can't help but go off I rambling tangents just thinking about "Queen of the Undead" Coulter.

P.S I REALLY HATE THAT B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.S Did I mentions I hate Ann Coulter

P.S.S.S Now I am writing like Franken :)

[Guy Fawkes]

22. She is kindof hot, if you imagine her as just a guy in drag...

[Dying Eagle]

27. Too much.....

Adams apple.....

See would be alright if she didn't have a Adams apple and she never OPENED HER DISGUSTING,LYING, HATEFUL, STORY SPINING, TOILETTE OF A MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

30. But seriously... If she was a liberal guy cross dressing, I'd be hot for

him. Mmmmm Andy Coultiér

[Dying Eagle]

38. OK now that is just wrong

NO FING TEXT!!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

44. Oh, c'mon! Admit it! She'd make a good liberal man!

ADMIT IT!

[Dying Eagle]

47. Wait...I don't like guys

Liberal or not.

I tell u what.

If i was forced to make a choice I would take a man over her. I think my "friend down below" would shrivel up and die in that black hole!!

[Guy Fawkes]

49. It doesn't have to be romantic... You could be great friends!

[Guy Fawkes]

77. Fine, what if she was a liber, and didn't have the AA, would you like her?

[Guy Fawkes]

121. Aardvarkian logic prevails again!

[Endangered Specie]

3. Go back and post to the porno movies thread.

[Guy Fawkes]

36. Thanks for the idea.

[Droopy]

5. What's your favorite kind of music?

[Guy Fawkes]

9. Hardcore rock and metal, Political Punk, Nerdcore Hiphop, and Classical

[PittPoliSci]

99. what kind of metal and hardcore?

i like In Flames and other Swedish bands like Opeth.

As far as hardcore goes, i am on a Killswitch Engage kick right now.

[Race4Peace]

6. I tried to beat the 700 club in under an hour. I failed.

welcome to the club, WI for Kerry.

I have been in the club for 1 hour and 51 minutes. see if you can beat that.

[Race4Peace]

12. time yourself with a stopwatch. we'll compare times tommorrow

[Guy Fawkes]

14. Speaking of stopwatch, my watch still needs a new battery...

and yet I continue to wear it. It's right twice a day, you know...

[Nevernose]

25. Buy a Rolex

No batteries.

Hell, but two or three, even.

[Guy Fawkes]

28. Ok, if by "Rolex," you mean chocolate milk.

[Droopy]

7. What's your favorite color?

[Guy Fawkes]

10. Pink, purple, and black. It's really a tossup.

[DarkToe0]

11. i like blue

i like the color of blue

[Guy Fawkes]

13. A noble color.

[Droopy]

18. Welcome to DU, DarkToe0!

I'm glad you like blue that's my favorite color, too, although green has its moments for me. :toast:

[Guy Fawkes]

35. I get the fealing you're not new.... Just a new sn

[Dying Eagle]

17. Black

I guess that makes me "EVIL"

"Evil....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEillllll" Anyone who has kids will understand that quote.

:HINT: "Think Pineapple"

[Guy Fawkes]

19. *cough*spongebob*cough*

[Dying Eagle]

23. DING DING DING

[Guy Fawkes]

26. I love those aquaman-ripoff episodes...

[Dying Eagle]

29. SPONGE BOB

is a very funny show. It gets old when you see the same one for the 500th time though.

My Daughter is 3, I Can't wait till the movie comes out, SHE LOVES SPONGE BOB!!

[Guy Fawkes]

31. Pay attention... There are a lot of adult jokes

[Dying Eagle]

37. Trust me I know...lol

There is one joke where Sponge bob says something about "I would hate to be stuck doing the same thing every day." Then It cuts to a guy(fish) who is sitting in a cubical, then he is in deadlock traffic and then he is staring out a window and night, Then you hear a womans voice say "Are you coming to bed dear" and he says "Yes". The whole time he has a blank expression on his face.

I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. My daughter said, "You're funny daddy", after seeing my outburst.

[Guy Fawkes]

40. I too, loved that scene.... BTW, we need a new string in this thread!

[Droopy]

24. I don't think you're evil

Black used to be my favorite color. I used to have black t-shirts, shoes, and jeans. That used to be just about all I wore. But since I started the anti-psychotic and mood stabilizer, I've expanded my taste in color.

[Guy Fawkes]

21. 100....more....posts.....

[SarahB]

32. What have you always wondered about SarahBelle, but were afraid to ask?

[Guy Fawkes]

33. If you were a dyke on a bike, what sort of bike would you ride?

[Guy Fawkes]

34. I'd build my own chopper, I think. That'd be tits.

[Guy Fawkes]

46. Look at me post over and over again!

YAAAAY

[SarahB]

50. Your bike has breasts?

:shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

52. where did that come from?

:wtf:

[SarahB]

54. You're the one who said...

"That'd be tits." :7

[Guy Fawkes]

56. It's an expression....

maybe that was before your time...?

[SarahB]

60. I figured it was.

I was being silly, that's all. :D

[SarahB]

48. The only bike I've wanted to ride lately involves doing things....

A dyke just wouldn't want to do. But I would. As many times as possible. Someone might be pissed I posted this, but I still want to ride on it anyway. :7 There are worse things one could suffer than being the victim of my lustful desires.

Aforementioned bike:

[Guy Fawkes]

51. awesome ninja

If you go for one like that, go for a doul-layered pink. Looks awesome.

[SarahB]

53. It's not mine.

:(
I just have good taste. :D

[Guy Fawkes]

61. and that's all that matters....

Well, that and a bag of chips won't make you president. But that, a bag of chips, and a rich daddy will.

[Dying Eagle]

57. Can we breed a Litter

of REALLY LIBERAL OFFSPRING sometime?? LOL

[Guy Fawkes]

59. In this case, I'd say Nurture wins over Nature

[SarahB]

64. I've already done that.

:D
Like hyperactive, gifted kids? I breed too well. :crazy:

[Reverend_Smitty]

39. Help from Pat...

Achieve the longevity and stamina to escape the dreaded 700 Club...Pat Robertson style. With his age-defying protein shake which allows him to leg press 2000 pounds (of bullshit) http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp Download the recipe today and you too will be saved!!! Praise Jeebus my fellow Clubbers

[Guy Fawkes]

42. In Cheesus Crust I trust!!!

[Reverend_Smitty]

Testify!! My brother in Crust!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

45. Taste of Cheesus and be SAVED! RAISE THE LORD!

[Dying Eagle]

41. If you could be any animal What animal and who would you BITE!!!!!

What Animal and who would you bite?

Badger/Rush....I would bite his gonads (if he has any)

[Guy Fawkes]

43. I would be a brown bear, and I would bite Tony Blair, for being such an

idiot, and following bush.

[Guy Fawkes]

63. Or A beaver, and I'd bite Stephen Hawking

because I wonder what a genius tastes like.

[Dying Eagle]

66. how about a elephant

and bite any prominent member of the Repuke Party, That would make a hell of a Picture!!

[Guy Fawkes]

67. OH! I'd be a robot, and I'd bite Al Gore! MWHAHAHAA

[Dying Eagle]

55. What came first...

Chicken or Egg

I vote Chicken, A really messed up emu that hatched and was a mutant ancestor of what we now see as the chicken. This Mutant Emu then mated with other emu's and then more messed up emu's were hatched and so on.....

but their is no research or sanity to back that theory up.

[Guy Fawkes]

58. welllll....

There's a chicken and an egg sitting on a bed, and as the chicken lights a cigarette, she says, "That answers that question..."

[Dying Eagle]

62. Guy, how does it make you feel

That I am riding your coattails to achieve that Holy Grail that is 800 posts?

[Guy Fawkes]

65. I wouldn't mind so much, if you'd help me more! RESPOND FAST AS LIGHT!

Here he comes to save the day... mighty mouse is on his way...

[Guy Fawkes]

68. Go!

[Dying Eagle]

70. I'm trying, I am a slow typer

[Dying Eagle]

69. How stupid was i just a minute ago...

When my 2 year old woke up and wanted a drink so we slammed a can of Mountain Dew together.....?

[Guy Fawkes]

73. DARN YOU! Post 69, squandered on Pespi!

[Guy Fawkes]

71. INNUENDO! I got post 69!

[Guy Fawkes]

72. Crud! I didn't! (stupid 56k)

[Dying Eagle]

74. Should marriage between a man and a

**Fill in the Blank*** Be Legal?

A man and his Right hand (huh, that rymed).......YES.

[Guy Fawkes]

75. A marriage between a man and a computer should be legal.

My computer loves me, and I love him. Is that so wrong? People are just jelious that I reached Nerdvana, and can comunicate with my computer.

[Dying Eagle]

76. Did you ever get the feeling like there are less...

people in the room(thread) then we think...

Its just you and me brother..

[Guy Fawkes]

78. New thread then? I'll make.

[Guy Fawkes]

79. Or not? Aardvark

[PittPoliSci]

80. good luck?

so, let me tell you, i was in the 700 club for a while, i decided to sweat it out the hard way.

what's your favorite cheese?

how many times have you been to canada?

who's going to win the stanley cup this year?

do you like progressive rock?

[Guy Fawkes]

81. Cheese: All of them. I'm from wisconsin.

[Guy Fawkes]

82. Canada: 0, but I want to go like burning

[Guy Fawkes]

83. Stanley Cup: Joe Lieberman will run with a horse on his back, and win.

[Dying Eagle]

84. WELL

what's your favorite cheese?......... All of them (WI baby)

how many times have you been to canada?.......... NO

who's going to win the stanley cup this year?......... I don't care.

do you like progressive rock?........ I don't know, list some bands

[Guy Fawkes]

86. Pink Floyd!

[Dying Eagle]

88. I LOVE PF

That gives me a idea, I need to go grab a CD!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

90. BRING ME THE DISCO KING!

(David Bowie reference)

[Guy Fawkes]

85. Love prog. rock, I play electric violin, and keep playing with rock bands

around school, every so often.

[PittPoliSci]

93. awesome!

I love prog rock, play the guitar and bass, and play with my own few bands that are with people i went to school with!

are you a dream theater fan by chance?

[Guy Fawkes]

96. Don't have any :(

[PittPoliSci]

get "scenes from a memory"

it's probably the most amazing cd i've ever listened to.

[Guy Fawkes]

87. If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you take with

you?

[Guy Fawkes]

89. Me:

1.A huge teddy bear
2.A house
3.Food

[Dying Eagle]

91. Easy

[Guy Fawkes]

92. men...

[PittPoliSci]

94. i would take...

a toothbrush, a swiss army knife, and a cell phone.

[PittPoliSci]

95. i would take...

a toothbrush, a swiss army knife, and a cell phone that gets reception anywhere.

but seriously i guess my third item would be a puppy of sorts.

[Guy Fawkes]

97. not a kitty? Not Mr. Peebles?

[PittPoliSci]

98. either or...

since i don't have any pets, i drift between being a dog and a cat person on a day to day basis. those mr. peebles is obnoxiously cute...

[Guy Fawkes]

100. You should get a cat... they make you live longer

and happier, too!

[PittPoliSci]

101. i would, but my parents would never go for it.

ah, the drag of living at home...damn my youth!

[Guy Fawkes]

103. It sucks, I know...

[Guy Fawkes]

102. I think I'm addicted to chocolate milk

I've had 4 quarts today alone..

[LiveWire]

104. yeah

I did that once in High school, turned myself lactose intollerant...

[Guy Fawkes]

105. Welcome to DU! Anyway...

I don't think I'm allowed to be LI... living in wisconsin, and all. They'd shun me.

[LiveWire]

106. hehe

Here in CA, soy milk is much more tollerated. But still, I love the ice cream, even if it makes me sick.

[Guy Fawkes]

107. They *do* sell Soy ice cream, I think...

[LiveWire]

109. yeah I know but...

Its just not as good, nor does it come in such great flavors like "Cherry Garcia" or "Brownie Batter".
Besides, I'm a carnivarous white male. My friends would make fun of me. IM NOT A HIPPY DAMNIT! I have a biological predisposition!

[Guy Fawkes]

111. There's nothing hippyish about soy ice cream...

ok, maybe a little... but not a whole lot

[LiveWire]

112. Buts its more manly to...

Eat animals and down glasses of lactose filled drinks

[Guy Fawkes]

115. Says who? I don't

eat animals, and that doesn't make me any less manly. I think...

[LiveWire]

119. well...

Only the girls are vegitarians here, and the men who are, dont deserve the title of man. Because they only go to those yoga classes to pick up on girls anyways.

And the vegans! They are the worse! They dont eat anything! Im not sure how they live, but they seem to be multiplying! AAAHHHHH!

[SarahB]

108. You should start a support group.

Hi, my name is Guy and I'm a chocolate milk addict. :D

[Guy Fawkes]

110. Oooooh! Milkaholics Anonymous!

Hi, my name is Guy Fawkes, and I am addicted to milk. I really like Chocolate milk. If I could do anything I want, I would open a Milk Bar, where there would be live music and milk 24/7.

[LiveWire]

114. sigh...

Never ever open a bar if you openly admit to the problem. I think the best idea is to seek professional help, not open a bar.

[Guy Fawkes]

117. But think of all the revenue I could give to local farmers!

In wisconsin, all we talk about is how the Milk Farmers are getting screwed by big business. It's a big deal around here. We've had protests about it... one time, a huge tanker of milk was spilled on the highway in protest...

[Guy Fawkes]

113. The Purple Cow

What would you think if you saw a place called "The Purple Cow," and instead of "Budwieser" signs, they had "Dean's" signs. A milk bar, that's what it would be. What do you think about that?

[LiveWire]

116. hmmm

Id prolly just look confused for awhile. Then Id give up drinking alcohol on the spot.

[Guy Fawkes]

118. And then you'd go to my awesome milk bar?

[LiveWire]

120. yeah probably, as long as there's a pool table.

[Guy Fawkes]

122. kick @ss

[Guy Fawkes]

123. twelve more! can I make it?

[Guy Fawkes]

128. or is it.... nine? MWAHAHAHAHA

[LiveWire]

132. C'MON! Faster Guy!

Post faster dammit!

[LiveWire]

124. Isnt Guy Fawkes that guy who tried to blow up parliment in the UK?

[Guy Fawkes]

125. yup, in the famous "Gun Powder Plot"

Some people, however, still think he was innocent.

[LiveWire]

126. but now they just light huge fires to celebrate the act?

[Guy Fawkes]

127. The first fires were used to burn effigies of GF, but now,

a lot of people burn little effigies of politicians they don't like. Most common nowadays are Bush, Blair, and even the Pope.

[LiveWire]

129. The POPE!

But he's so saintly! They couldnt possibly get to him through the pope-mobile!

[Guy Fawkes]

130. little *effigies* not the pope himself...

[LiveWire]

131. I know

but ive seen matchbox sized pope-mobiles before.

[Guy Fawkes]

133. can you store matches in them, then...

make all your cigars "holy smokes"? (MWAHAHAHA)

[LiveWire]

134. ::shakes head in disgust::

That is the corniest joke Ive heard all month. And I've heard some doozies...

[LiveWire]

135. So a pirate walks intoa bar...

...with a stearing wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bar tender asks why he has this huge stearing wheel on his belt. The pirate replies "ARRR! I dunno! But its drivn' me nuts!"

[Guy Fawkes]

137. That is absolutely awesome

[Guy Fawkes]

136. It's genetic...

You don't want to be able to hear when you go to my family reunions... Puns are flying everywhere, bad jokes, all sorts of stuff.

[LiveWire]

138. Empty bottles fly at my family reunions...

X_X

[LiveWire]

139. Got any good jokes?

cuz im out

[Guy Fawkes]

140. Thank you all for your help,

especially "Wi for kerry" and "liveWire"

My 800th post will be a new thread.