Sperm The Star In New Reality TV Show

[matcom]

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A NEW reality TV show in the UK could see a thousand men compete for the chance to father a child.

Race ... the finale of a new TV show would see sperm from two men race each other to the 'finish line'.

The producers behind Britain's successful Big Brother series are devising a concept called Make me a mum that would feature men competing to father a child and take part in a "sperm race".

The format for the program is still under discussion, but the idea is one certain to spark controversy and anger.

Over six episodes of Make Me A Mum, the brainchild of a part of the Endemol TV empire, 1000 male contestants would be whittled down to a final pair by using two criteria. For the first, the childless woman will choose the man she considers the most suitable father based on sex appeal, intelligence, personality, wealth and fitness. The second man would be chosen according to genetic compatibility and the quality of his sperm.

http://entertainment.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4459,10221816%255E10229%255E%255Enbv,00.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. Nice to see Western Civilization in COMPLETE decline!

[ulysses]

3. like I used to tell lazarus,

it all started with that celebrity boxing shit a few years back...

[Southpaw Bookworm]

2. Sperm Races

Not as much fun as the track, but imagine calculating the odds when there are millions of racers.

And yeah, this is incredibly sad. :scared:

[underpants]

6. And now the story (joke) of Herbie the Sperm

Herbie was a sperm who was determined to be the first to the egg. He swam, he worked out, he was certain he would be in the best shape possible when the time came. The other sperms just laid around smokin' cigarettes and having drinks and laughing at Herbie.

Suddenly they all started moving around, they knew that this was there time. Herbie sprinted out in front and the others lost sight of him as they coughed and hacked and struggled to swim. Then Herbie reappeared-furiously swimming back toward them SCREAMING at the top of his lungs:
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GO BACK! it's a BLOWJOB!!!!!!!

[Kellanved]

4. Argh... just what the world needs: another reality TV format

And not just in the UK, as usual with Endemol shows, they're starting it in almost all European countries.

Shutting down Endemol would result in a big improvement in the quality of worldwide TV.

[underpants]

5. Oooookay so many ways to go on this one

First some of this wording gave me the willies
...1000 male contestants would be whittled down ...

Why does German involvement make it only seem worse?
New German technology would film the "sperm race finale", giving viewers a chance to see which of the finalists' sperm reaches the female's egg first.

And uh the above posted reminds me of something I have seen on the internet. :grouphug: