"Cock-smoking"? The Hate Mailbag... interesting reading this morning.

[terrya]

:-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Sounds painful, doesn't it?

I say the sex threads should go in the Cock-Smoker forum.

[terrya]

6. I'm relatively open minded, but there are some things that I just won't do

:-)

[JayS]

22. Maybe they were referring to roosters? I say we call PETA. :)

[GOPisEvil]

2. If my cock is smoking, I'm calling an ambulance.

[TOhioLiberal]

5. reminds me of a Woody Allen joke...

...if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast :)

[NewHampshireDem]

21. "Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know ... I never looked."

:)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. I like the guy from Openheimer who was too stupid to remove the

company's disclaimer from his e-mail. Even I'm not that stoopid!

[CO Liberal]

12. Remind Me Never To Let Oppenheimer Handle My Investments

If that's typical of the people they have working for them.

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Right wingers have a hangup about fellatio....which probably explains

....why they are so miserable.

[tnlefty]

7. I need definitions for that and a few other things!

Forget the obvious typos. I don't know what the heck these are supposed to mean either:

Napolation
the Germanys
obsticleto
poltroons
serouse meds - is this a type of med or a typo of serious

Can anyone help with these?

[terrya]

8. Maybe Napolation has something to do with Naples?

But then, Napolation was used in the context of the French.

I'm at a loss to figure out what it means. :-)

[CO Liberal]

10. I Always Thought....

That the Napolations were a mountain range in the Eastern US. :shrug:

[terrya]

11. Oh, yeah. I hadn't thought of that.

[tnlefty]

15. What the heck is a poltroon? an obsticleto?

besides the smoker reference which I sooo do not understand!

[jukes]

17. poltroon

is an archaic phrase roughly equiv to "dunce", w/ some connotations of cuckoldry.

[tnlefty]

26. Thanks.

n/t

[Tom_Foolery]

18. What's a "duturant"? n/t

[luaneryder]

23. "DUturant"

Erstwhile DU poster not heard from in some time?

[luaneryder]

19. "Obsticleto"

Deformed part of the female anatomy? Just a guess.

[tnlefty]

25. Encountering an obstacle while wearing a stiletto? Obfuscating while

singing falseto (sp)?

[CO Liberal]

9. I Wonder How You Keep One Lit....

:-)

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

13. I must not be up on my sexual-orientation based insults, because

the only place I've heard that term before was in a novel called The Night Listener, by Armistead Maupin, a very pro-gay novel with more than a few references to explicit gay sex.

Somehow I doubt that jackass reads good books, tho...

Good Morning, Terrya! :hi:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. The reply to "Justin" hit the bullseye, IMHO...

"Justin, your manly use of capital letters makes me want to shit my pants."

:toast:

[Tyler Durden]

16. I can't read the Hate Mail anymore. Hurts too much.

I used to get a kick out of it, all of the typos and vitriol, but now it only reminds me that in the Congress of the United States, rePukes exist who would literally and gladly PISS on the Democratic Party members if they could get away with it.

rePukes have created a rift that in all likelihood will never heal. They have made me feel unwelcome in my home, and made me fear for the future of my family. I hate them, and long for their party to go the way of the Whigs and the "Know-Nothings," but this will never happen. They have latched onto the hatred hiding in the heart of man, and have given it direction.

I firmly feel that Cheney/DeLay/Hastert/Frist et al would GLADLY warm up the ovens for unrepentant Democrats and not feel one iota of guilt. This hate is the legacy they have imparted to their followers, and as the song goes, "There won't be any peace on earth 'til EVERY Nazi dies," and as the new Nazi Party, the damage the rePukes have done will live for generations.

Maybe it's time that we closed the Hatemailbag forever in the name of brotherhood. Not that it will do any good to anything but our own Karma, but at least that's something.

[jukes]

20. why are freeps

so obsessed w/ blowjobs?

[PatriotGames]

24. Can I get a period?

Talk about extreme run-on sentences! The level of Freeper dumbness never ceases to amaze me.

[terrya]

28. I know. It reminds me of something out of a Henry James novel. Except...

that is a heinous slander on the great Henry James.

:-)

[tnlefty]

29. You can have mine!!!

Welcome :hi:

[bo44]

27. I'd to congratulate the new mod of the cock smoker forum

moronic re:puke: