Caption the Kool Aide kids

[DoYouEverWonder]

Jenna, I don't know if I can stand it any more. I don't care how much daddy is paying us.

[aden_nak]

1. Is it just me. . .

or does EVERYONE in that photo look like they want to get the hell out of there?

[GOPisEvil]

2. Damn...Dad is one boring dude.

Barb's gonna need toothpicks to keep those eyes open if he drones on any more.

[Wickerman]

3. whatever Barb is on, I want some

talk about your 1,000 yard stare...

[MikeG]

4. They have tiny little piglet noses.

[Catfight]

5. Are they not the same girls who star on, "It's a Simple Life?" LOL

They have that same deer in the headlights look as daddy. Poster girls for why not to take cocaine.

[GainesT1958]

6. "Little Bar" looks like she's been put under hypnosis....

And I'm sure glad they got Jenna's tounge back in!:eyes:

B-)

[mrboba1]

7. Caption:

Jenna: I can't believe he signed that damned ID law, stupid prick.
Barb: God, I hope I don't turn out like him!

Lady behind Jenna: Why the fuck did I leave my Tylenol in the room? This is painful...

on edit:
Freeper Guy behind Barb: Maybe if I sit up far enough and feign interest, I can see down her shirt...

[nini]

8. LOL

Yep, I bet they volunteered to help dad.. uh huh

[AlCzervik]

9. Thank God Mom had some extra Paxil left!

[tsakshaug]

10. Just a question

What does the guy with the S on his shirt have in his hands?

[mrboba1]

12. Sarin!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

13. He's got a little pet mouse

that he calls George, and he's soft and furry and he will love him and squeeze him and hold him tight. He's going to be Bush's new foreign policy advisor.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Their expressions say it all, don't they?

Jenna (in a whiny voice): "I wanna get outtttaaa heeeerr rr rreeee eee"
Barbara: "Omigod he is such an IDIOT! Like, I don't believe how much an idiot he is!"

[NecessaryOnslaught]

14. keee-rist. Is he done yet? I need to hit the hooka.

[yellowcanine]

15. Check out the woman behind the chubby one. She looks as if she is about to

throw up. Actually, nobody looks happy in that picture. They all look as if they would rather be anywhere else but there.

[Kid_A]

16. "Hey sis, I'm bored. You wanna make out?"

For a couple of evil demon slatterns, they're pretty hot...

[TrogL]

17. I think I'm gonna hurl...don't get any on me

[BringEmOn]

18. "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

[cosmicdot]

19. another riveting, crowd-rousing speech by the great communioncator

... one of the Trust Fund twins is saying, 'OMG, betsy, I need a ritalin asap' ... the other 'I-need-prozac-I-need-prozac' ...

[Bat Boy]

20. Community service sucks....

[puerco-bellies]

21. Inbreeding, the darkside. n/t