Is Santorum A Latent Sheepfucker?

[porphyrian]

I don't believe the rumors that he's actually fucked sheep. But is it possible that he's attracted to sheep, but doesn't want to go against his religion and fuck them?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. This is a bullshit poll

I don't think he's a LATENT sheepfucker. I think he's an active sheepfucker. There's no option for that.

[porphyrian]

28. Yes, well, we're not testing for current sheepfuckage.

We're only interested in past performance or future results.

[bleedingheart]

2. I believe that Santorum will fall to a scandal that will make Clinton

look like a saint.

[tigereye]

15. that is what my husband and I always think

no one can be so sanctimonious and not have at least one skeleton in their closet! Probably has a hair shirt and other self-flag. devices in their as well. Yuk.

[LittleApple81]

3. All I know is that his despicable facial expressions and the words spewing

from his mouth are not within the ranges of normal human behavior.

The sheep have nothing to do with it. HE IS JUST A HATEFUL individual with a closet full of psychological problems.

[Emboldened Chimp]

4. Just curious...

from whence did said rumor arise?

[porphyrian]

5. You haven't heard it?

I heard it years ago, and a number of times since. I can't remember a specific source, it's just a rumor that he fucked sheep. I'm sure he didn't.

[OSheaman]

6. Hey, pussy is pussy

Haven't you ever seen The Last Picture Show?

[porphyrian]

9. Yes, but that doesn't mean I've adopted that belief... - n/t

[Emboldened Chimp]

7. No, I've never heard of this...

but his "man on dog" comment makes a little more sense. What a sick fuck.

[porphyrian]

10. It was all over the place a few years ago...

I'm sure you know someone who would remember. Ask around.

[Junkdrawer]

8. Wasn't the Gene Wilder role in Woody Allen's movie based...

on Santorum. Remember "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask"? And the last scene where Wilder is seen on skid row drinking a bottle of Woolite?

[bleedingheart]

11. hahaha..a classic...

[porphyrian]

13. I think I was really high when I saw that...

...so, no, I don't remember. ;)

[tom_paine]

12. Reminds me of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

"I MEANT, 'Would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep'?"

"Oh, in that case, you betcha!"

"Hey this guy's a sheepfucker!!!!"

[Chovexani]

16. Bwah ha ha!

I love that movie. I've seen it at least ten times.

I still say calling Santorum a sheepfucker is probably an insult to sheepfuckers everywhere...

[porphyrian]

14. Hey, a bunch of you believe the rumors!

I was sure that Santorum hadn't really fucked sheep in his lifetime, but maybe just lusted after them or something. I don't know, maybe he formed an unnatural connection with a childhood dairy goat or something. You guys really think he's already fucked sheep, not that he would just like to fuck sheep?

[yellowcanine]

17. I doubt there is anything latent about it. "Virulent and compulsive" come

to mind.

[porphyrian]

19. "Virulent and compulsive" are horrible to associate with sheepfucking.

It conjures up images best left unconjured.

[yellowcanine]

21. Does it make a difference whether the sheep is the fucker or the fuckee?

Just asking.

[porphyrian]

24. The rumors I heard said Santorum fucked the sheep.

However, that doesn't mean he didn't let the sheep nail him every once in a while, if you believe the rumors.

[Nimrod]

18. Crass, but amusing

I like it. :) Unfortunately, there's no option for "Evil Incarnate, even the sheep will tell you that".

[Endangered Specie]

20. I hear he likes to eat out Box Turtles too.

[porphyrian]

22. Yeah, I don't get the turtle fetish...

Maybe the turtle head reminds him of wrinkled greenish-brown penis. Did Santorum ever work as a mortician?

[Endangered Specie]

25. Hell hes probably from a morgue. "ITS ALIVEEEE!!!"

[jdonaldball]

23. His sheep were not latent...

...his sheep were right out in the open when he buggered them.

[TrogL]

26. It isn't all the crazy

I was at an office party and somebody had a little bit (OK, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too much) to drink and started ranting about fucking sheep when he was a kid and how good it felt and...

then he kinda wondered why everybody was staring at him and shut up.

[TrogL]

27. I'm torn

I don't know whether I want to alert or nominate this thread.

Maybe I'll do both.