Sock Puppets are the real danger to America

[kodi]

Sock puppets are a clear and present danger. they walk (perhaps crawl) amongst us plotting, plotting to rise from sock drawers everywhere and strangle us in our sleep, all because they, um, well, they hate our freedoms!

our only hope is to walk sockless and barefooted to stem the tide of new recruitments of fresh socks by the Sock Puppet Internationale and cut off their supply of new members.

this is serious stuff here, already millions have been infected by secret sock puppet sympathizers via foot fungi and it will not stop there. no, indeed. their vile bioweapon program infests showers nation-wide and can only spread if not countered.

one way to do this is to take john kerry's advice and wear our "flip-flops" with honor and pride.

there are however reports in the press of a violent schism inside the Sock Puppet High Secretariat (photo below, from their recent May Day parade) that indicate that one faction will stand for no opposition to their nefarious plans.




"High-ranking sock puppet murdered

"RALEIGH: On October 2, 1997, two days after her assignment to the position of Minister of Pseudo-Sock Puppets, Prophet, J.G. Bevin Conners brutally murdered Je Suis Bleu, a high-ranking tent bag puppet. The details are quite disturbing, and those with a weak stomach should skip the rest of this paragraph. Conners used a pair of children's scissors to cut Bleu's cord into several pieces. She then cut his body in half, and ripped one half into shreds by hand and with the scissors. Then, she wrapped the shreds into the other half of Bleu's body, and tied it closed with what was left of the cord.

"Due to the violent nature of his death, Bleu's spirit was unable to rest, and he now haunts Conners' backpack as J'été Bleu. When Bleu was asked for comment, he merely responded, "Âllo."

-The Disassociated Press"


http://www.holyducttape.com/oli/article4.html

some say look to the skies for seeing our danger, i say look to our drawers, sock drawers that is for the real danger to our nation.

and may god bless the United States of America.