What do mean, that you don't love the Virgin Mary?!?

[MrScorpio]

Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!

[Sandpiper]

1. Sir

NEGATIVE, Sir!!!!

[elperromagico]

2. Sir!

The private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong. And the Senior Drill Instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!

[Worst Username Ever]

3. BULLLshit! I bet you could suck golf balls through a garden hose!

[elperromagico]

5. How tall are you, private?!?

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Sir! Five foot nine, Sir!

Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

[elperromagico]

8. You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!

[aquart]

4. Nothing against her. I just don't have a lot in common with virgins.

Sir.

[MrScorpio]

7. Who the fuck said that?

Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Nobody, huh?!

The fairy fucking godmother said it!

Out-fucking-standing!

[elperromagico]

9. WHAT is your major malfunction, Numb Nuts?

Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

[MrScorpio]

11. Hell I like you.

You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

[Worst Username Ever]

13. Are you quitting on me? Well, are you?

Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!

[MrScorpio]

17. Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard.

If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?

[Worst Username Ever]

16. Oh that's right, Private Pyle,

don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

[Sandpiper]

10. "I will PT you all until you fucking die!"

I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

[elperromagico]

12. Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack

of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

[MrScorpio]

15. I bet you're the kind of guy

That would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

[Worst Username Ever]

18. I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f**k you!!

[realisticphish]

25. texas?? holy dogshit, texas, only steers and queers come from texas

and you don't look like a stter to me, private cowboy"


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Sandpiper]

14. Whatever you do, don't fall down.

That would break my fucking heart!

[elperromagico]

19. I WILL motivate you, Private Pyle,

if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

[Sandpiper]

20. If you ladies leave my Island

if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.

But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!

[elperromagico]

23. Pyle! Pyle! You forget your fucking name?

0300, Infantry. You made it.

[MrScorpio]

21. Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines

You're part of a brotherhood.

God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!

[ET Awful]

24. You will become dead marines

and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?

[ET Awful]

22. You will give your rifle a girl's name

because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging little Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful