Short Thread Idea: DUers ZW has not offended!

[Zomby Woof]

;-)

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Me

I think of you as one of the DU Grillin' Crew. You've not offended me. You'll have to keep trying I guess...

[Zomby Woof]

6. BOIL YOUR RIBS FIRST!!!

How's that? :D


(UGH! I would never do such a thing, just in case!)

[EstimatedProphet]

16. OK, that would come pretty close

if I didn't know better. Duh!

[XanaDUer]

2. You've NEVER offended me and you have never offended nicholas_j!

:hi:

I am sure there are tons more.


edit-DUH!

[Zomby Woof]

3. oops!

I must have said you love living in Freepville, FLA. ;-) :hi:


(Read this only in the pre-edited context of your post!)

[XanaDUer]

9. Heh, heh

Left a word out of there accidentally-I am listening to NOW and typing at the same time. :crazy:

[flamingyouth]

4. ME

Except when you insult Ballard drivers, then I just wanna rip your head off in a frenzy! :silly: But I get a hold of myself.:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

11. Just say you are from Fremont!

And you can spank me instead. :spank: :loveya:

MAYHEM!!!!!

[flamingyouth]

26. MAYHEM!

Actually, I'm living in Montlake now. But I did grow up in Ballard.:D

[Zomby Woof]

as long as...

You grew up in Ballard, but Ballard didn't grow up in you! (Whatever that means, but it sounded funny 10 seconds ago when I typed it) :crazy:

[flamingyouth]

45. I think I've shed the place

LOL - it's weird to see how gentrified it's gotten now. :D

[Zomby Woof]

49. you shed?

I thought you were housebroken. :-(


;-)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. You've never offended me

:shrug:

The only things that offend me are freepers and the NY Yankees!

[Zomby Woof]

12. I hate the Yankees too!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

7. You've offended me MANY times!

You have to warn me when you make chili! :o:nuke:

[Zomby Woof]

13. LOL!

Maybe I should serve it AFTER a round on the back nine! :o

[Amaya]

8. I love when you offend me

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

15. well, that kind of sickness

Is why I love ya! :loveya:

[nini]

10. You'd have to know I existed to offend me

at least I don't think you have.... have you? Do I need to kick your ass? :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

18. I know you exist!

Guess I better try harder! :D

[nini]

32. but, do I need to kick your ass?

I need to kick someone's ass.. it's been a long week - yours will work :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:


:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

35. Please do!!!

:spank:

[richmwill]

14. Never Me

Never offended me. Although, I consider myself "un-offendable"- you're talking to a guy who makes jokes about almost every single subject on Earth, who makes more jokes about himself than every single one of my friends put together. Most of my work day consists of my co-workers laughing out loud, with tears in their eyes, and saying to me "I can't believe you just said that...". So I dare you- dare you- to try to offend me by saying something :)

[Zomby Woof]

22. um

I am not offendable either. Shall our posts just cancel each other out?

[richmwill]

28. Yes

I believe they should cancel each other out. Carry on... keep brightening this world with "our type of humor" :)

[RetroLounge]

17. Ahem

only a few times... :)

RL

[Zomby Woof]

19. your train looks like a butt!

How's that? :D

[JanMichael]

20. Your stupid name alone pisses me off.

Words? Who gives a flying rats ass.

[Zomby Woof]

23. fuck off, Repuke scum!

Cheney-stylin'!

[JanMichael]

37. Your filthy name is still more asinine than your idiotic expletive laced..

...mouth.

[Zomby Woof]

41. you're either Michael in a good mood

Or Steph is posting drunk again. ;-)

[JanMichael]

43. Option #1. Steph is sober for once.

The pills are finally working.

[Catshrink]

21. Not me...

plenty of Costco chicken and Peach pie to go around...

[Zomby Woof]

25. and get me my salad this time!!!

:grr:

[Catshrink]

47. Oh toss yourself!

:evilgrin:

[NMDemDist2]

24. ummmmm can't count me in that number i guess

delete this post....


:smoke:

on another note tho, I may be doing some contract work that may take me to Flag this fall, we'll have to meet up huh??

[Zomby Woof]

29. meet up???

Will I recognize you in eskimo gear? ;-)

Sure, if you can handle my presence in person after what you have endured on here.

Catshrink knows me in person. She still hasn't recovered, and that was in March!

[NMDemDist2]

36. i'll wear the "arctic light' gear

and hubby wants to know if we will both need to bring laptops to lunch so we can "talk"


:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

38. maybe

You see... the sad fact is, ZW is a persona invented to rouse the rabble and keep the idiots at bay.

In real life, I am softer than the Pillsbury doughboy.

(This post is around 51% bullshit, but you have to decide which 51%)

[MuseRider]

27. No, never!

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

30. well, dammit all to hell

:loveya:

[name not needed]

31. me

[Zomby Woof]

34. you must be smart

And not hang out in GD much. :-)

[Political_Junkie]

33. Never offended me,

but I'm pretty hard to offend.

[Zomby Woof]

39. we need more DUers like you

Thick-skinned.

But maybe better looking. ;-)

[Political_Junkie]

40. Oh come on!

You can do better than that!

[Zomby Woof]

42. actually I can!

But why waste it on you?

[Political_Junkie]

44. LOL.

that's better!

[jukes]

46. zeedub

pretty sure you've got me on ignore; hence, can't offend me.

i *do* make better coffee, however.

[Zomby Woof]

50. I see you

And the notion that anyone on DU makes better coffee than me isn't offensive, just too hilarious for words.

[Mr. McD]

48. Who's ZombyWoof?????????????

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

51. I don't know

Never gave a shit anyway. He is a rat bastard.