My 666th Post! An Evil Question!

[Unperson 309]

You are Dr. Evil. Your vile genius knows no bounds!
If you knew you could get away with it, Scot free, what evil thing would you do?

Fantasy, of course!

If I could get away with it, I'd dust the ENTIRE Republican National Convention with itching powder! Scratch and dance, my pretty monkeys, scratch and DANCE!! (putting pinkie finger to my lips, I gloat) To thwart my evil scheme, they will have to give me (trumpet fanfare) ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Throw me a frickin' bone, here!

Dr Evil 309

[fearnobush]

1. Thats to nice.

I would have them all ***%^$& then !#%^&% until *&!@#$% and then make them all resign.

[Bat Boy]

2. Not entirely sure what I'd do...

But I know where I'd do it from.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2397218266

[Bundbuster]

3. I would have

rick santorum give wayne allard extended deep tongue on the podium during Prime Time.

[tishaLA]

4. Well if Santorum is involved...

can't you at least make it a rim job? That way he can taste the santorum.

[Guy Fawkes]

5. I would...

Force every republican party member (and Ann Coulter) to restle Godzilla. To the death, of course.

[Aftershock]

6. That's very tame.

I'd do something exponentially worse to them.

Use your imagination. :)

[iconoclastic cat]

7. How about "Heart-Attack Powder" or "Impotentce Powder"?

[shraby]

8. They already have

heart-attack powder and impotence powder. I'd make them live by the rules they are setting out for us.

[Murdock]

9. I'd Cast a Spell..

That would force each and every Republican to tell the truth.. the whole truth and nothing but the truth.. Imagine Hannity trying to spin.. Imagine Limbaugh or Bush or Ashcroft ooh all day all night they'd have no choice but to tell the absolute truth 24/7.. No spinning, no lying.. no more manipulating, the Fox News talking heads unable to spin their lies and propaganda, soo much fun it would be..

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

10. There are many things......

but most likely, I would switch all of the republicans with people on welfare. and just leave them there. like in Life Stinks (by Mel Brooks). Whipping dubya would be mandatory though :evilgrin: