Yes, there really is a noble and honorable male in the White House.

[Deja Q]

Barney, *'s dstinguished dog.

Or did Barney hump a fire hydrant before peeing on it? :shrug:

[Spinzonner]

1. Nope

Barney's dogmatic

[union_maid]

2. I don't know...

He's cute, but he's turned out to be a lapdog for the Repukes. Unless he's writing a book....

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Barney is a political prisoner.

He tries to escape at every opportunity.

[baldguy]

4. Barney in 2004!

He can't do a worse job than Bush.

[curse10]

5. Barney is a cutie

but if he had any sense he'd run away

[NMDemDist2]

6. he tries all the time. It's obvious he doesn't like chimp at all n/t

[realisticphish]

7. We should start a campaign

"FREE BARNEY! vote Kerry"


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[No2W2004]

8. "First Dog, My tortured existence with Bush".

(Canine Press) WASHINGTON DC - Barney, the lovable "First Dog" is in fear of his safety and held a press conference on the Front Lawn today to express his outrage with his treatment at the hands of the "president".

"I swear, I'll bite his fuckin' foot off and give it to the squirrels if he gives me half a chance!" the Commander in Kibble said. "He drops me, when he gets drunk he does demeaning things like sniffing my ass, and a few times he's come close to stepping on me. He's just an asshole." When asked about allegations involving peanut butter, Barney refused comment but added he is at work on his memories, tentatively titled "First Dog, My tortured existence with Bush". "Fala didn't have to go through this shit. Millie didn't, hell even that stupid cat that was here before me leaving cat turds all over was treated better than me. It will be all in the book. The shit he's pulled, you wouldn't fuckin' believe, and don't get me started on the rest of that fucked up family." Barney continued.

"I tell you, I know things....things that will make the SOB rue the day he dragged me away from my family. Anyone got a camera? I left a big "surprise" in his chair in his office and I wana get a picture of the look on his stupid inbred face. God, I fuckin' hate him."