MrScorpio
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:06 PM
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When I yawn, fresh saliva squirts outta my mouth from underneath my tongue
People who think I support Bush just because I wear a military uniform (Some us can't wait for him to get kicked out of the White House, BTW)
Telemarketers
Having to take a dump in a public restroom
Sean Hannity
Getting Old
Reality Stunt shows
Peanut Butter cookies
Ignint Freepers
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Dookus
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:10 PM
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on Peanut Butter Cookies.
That's what God eats for a snack. Well, I mean that's what he would eat if he existed and could eat cookies.
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MrScorpio
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:23 PM
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3. The oatmeal raisin cookie is God's one true cookie |
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You better get with the program
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Dookus
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:39 PM
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Genesis 14:12: And the serpent hid raisins in the otherwise-very-good cookie and was pleased with his perfidy.
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MrScorpio
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:49 PM
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8. Uh Huh. But check out Leviticus 9:22: |
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And thou shalt not eat the the cookie of peanut and butter, for it is an abomination in the sight of God.
Back atcha!!
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Dookus
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:55 PM
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any biblical scholar knows that was mistranslated. They didn't have a word for "peanut" in ancient Hebrew. The word used (roughly pronounced "slimynut") referred to lima beans. And clearly, a lima bean cookie would be an offense to God.
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Sat Jul-24-04 06:46 PM
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15. When I run out of those Girl Scout peanut butter Savannah cookies... |
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... the baby Jesus cries right along with me.
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Mara Steele
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:46 PM
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7. I'm with ya Dookus... mmmm peanut butter Cookie... |
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I'm afraid I now will have to tell everyone that Mr.Scorpio is a SISSY and an INFIDEL!!!
:D ...j/k! :yourock: mr.scorpio!!
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MrScorpio
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:51 PM
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9. I'm surprised you're not happy that I don't snarf up the PBCs |
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Wouldn't that mean that's there's more left for you?
Just askin'
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Mara Steele
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:53 PM
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10. I'm just teasing you.... |
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You're absolutely right,
I love it when everyone leaves the PB for me. :hi: :yourock:
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jukes
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Sat Jul-24-04 06:42 PM
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i'm sure he prefers "special" brownies!
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:20 PM
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2. After seeing some of the posts here today |
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freepers and trolls are at the top of my list right now.
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:44 PM
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hearing from a soldier who speaks his/her mind!
Thanks for your post!
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Sat Jul-24-04 05:46 PM
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6. I agree with you on all of them.. but I don't wear a uniform |
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taking a dump in public restrooms is a good one...LOL
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Sat Jul-24-04 06:44 PM
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13. I agree with all but one thing on yout list. |
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I'm 38 years old and haven't minded the aging process so far. And I hope my attitude remains that way!
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Sat Jul-24-04 07:41 PM
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I think I remember 38....oh no, I don't want to remember 38. It was the year when I feel off the Manic bus into the subways of depression. But you are young at thirty-eight. Heck I feel young most of the time at 51! ;-)
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jukes
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Sat Jul-24-04 06:44 PM
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cept for the saliva thing (sounds uncomf) & i haven't been in the bag (worn a uni) in years.
i'll add: judgemental liberals posting flamebait & annoying real people w/real interests.
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Sat Jul-24-04 07:58 PM
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Edited on Sat Jul-24-04 08:00 PM by Cybergata
who think they are old at 38. No, no, I'm just kidding. It takes a lot for me to hate anything....then I could go into that whole, love, hate, opposite sides of the same coin....the real opposite of love is no emotion at all.....but....I digress.
Let's say I'm not fond of: George Bush, Ronald Reagan or the compassionate conservatives
SUVs that park so I can't get out of my parking space (yes this is a true story)
Kids that are mean to each other, adults that are mean to each other (them I can walk away from, but I've had classes of mean to each other kids, and there was no way out of the room so to speak)
People who think all their miseries are the fault of others & don't take responsibility for their own problems
....thinking.... hum thinking...
People who are cruel to animals, this really burns me up
The Albuquerque School Board who thinks it is no big deal to cut $200 from the last paycheck of all employees, and tell their employees just a few months before that last paycheck while they are just trying to survive the end of the year craziness :mad:
I'm sure I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about more!
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