I just scraped off eight generations of wallpaper. Ask me anything.

[Ellen Forradalom]

n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Wanna come to my house and do the same thing?

Just joking.

:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. After you come here and help me

patch the walls and ceiling, sand them, and paint them.

:toast: back atcha

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. I am so totally incompetent at anything remotely "handy"

that your house would probably come crashing down around all of us. LOL, I take after my father in that regard. We try to "fix" something and make a bad situation worse, then pay somebody to do the job correctly.

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Ah, excuses, excuses

:-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. But my incompetence and ineptness makes my mother very proud...

...proves that I am my father's daughter. (Okay, there ARE physical manifestations of that).

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. By that reasoning, my mother should burst with joy...

at my vile temper and razor tongue.

[UrbScotty]

2. Why not nine? (nt)

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. There aren't even that many layers in a Jerusalem archaeological dig

that's why

[rwheeler31]

5. Hard job

but was it neat to see the difference in taste?

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. There was one truly ghastly wallpaper

Big flowers in several grotesque shades of pink. Bad-acid-trip stuff.

[rwheeler31]

9. It has always

impressed me that, The Truman house is still intact, with the ugliest kitchen in the world. Green walls , i mean pukei green, and a red and blue ceiling.

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. Sounds like our neighbor's house growing up

Quite the handyman, with the most dreadful taste in the world.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

13. yeah ...ya wanna come to my house and vaccum 5 generations of cat hair ...

outta my sofas?

[Ellen Forradalom]

14. Sorry, not touching that one with a bargepole

Some jobs are just too much.