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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:25 PM
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Quick! what did Ari Onassis cover his bar stools with on his yacht?
A man of wealth and taste.
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:28 PM
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1. his ass, mostly
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:31 PM
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3. and those of many lovely ladies
from what one heard
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MariaS Donating Member (545 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:29 PM
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2. I give up
what?
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:31 PM
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4. not yet
need more guesses

HUGE prize; forgot to mention that
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Maccagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:33 PM
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5. I read somewhere
Edited on Sat Jul-24-04 11:33 PM by Maccagirl
that it was skins from whale scrotums. EEEWWWW!

Do I win?
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:35 PM
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9. damn! too fast
you win!
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:36 PM
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10. Jackie O REALLY liked those a lot
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Maccagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:37 PM
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11. Yea!
Do I win a ride on the Christina?
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:01 AM
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15. just on Christina
but wait!

I forgot.........
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:34 PM
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6. vaseline?
aka petroleum jelly
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DAGDA56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:34 PM
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7. I remember reading something about the skin of whales...
...specifically, the skin that covered the whales'testicles...but I may be wrong.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:37 PM
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12. Knew a gent who kept the penile bone of a walrus on his hearth
on top of a Lebanese drum of some sort. Go figure. Maybe he shopped at an Onassis garage sale?
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:35 PM
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8. Whale Scrotum...
God, the trivia my head is loaded with!
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:38 PM
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13. But but
what did he do with the rest of the scotum?
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 07:52 AM
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17. No idea but assume he probably had the ocean equivalent of
"rocky mountain oysters...?" (fried em up and ate em)

What did he do with them?
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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:43 PM
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14. This reminds me: How do you circumsize a whale...
You need to get four (fore) skin divers.

Ba-dump - PSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 12:02 AM
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16. used white t-shirts after steering into a series of big waves
assuming he had women onboard

/dirty old man in training
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