Who wants to hear my Michael Jackson joke?

[VolcanoJen]

:shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Ok

[GOPisEvil]

2. Sure.

[VolcanoJen]

5. Here goes!

Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?

Highlight the punch line below:

Because there's TWENTY of 'em!

:+

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hehehe...evil...but funny.

INNOCENT 'TIL PROVEN GUILTY, DAMMIT! :P

[VolcanoJen]

7. Oh, absolutely. But humor before justice, I say.

In this case, anyway! :P

[Zomby Woof]

8. UNSTOPPABLE

I say! :D :bounce: snarf-o-rama!

[CanuckAmok]

21. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of white plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, and the other one is used to carry groceries.

[VolcanoJen]

22. OK, you win!!!!!

:+ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :+

[Chuckup]

9. He prefers them to 20 - 18-year-olds

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. i'll bite

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. i'll bite

[Paragon]

10. I'm almost positive I posted that a while ago.

Plagiarist!!! :(

[VolcanoJen]

11. How DARE you accuse me of joke theft!

I saw it on Jimmy Kimmel, so there.

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[Paragon]

12. Ah HAH

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1334448

Jimmy Kimmel, my ass.

[VolcanoJen]

14. Your post-searching technique is UNSTOPPABLE!

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[Paragon]

15. And I'm also cute and funny and a spectacular kisser.

Your loss. :(

[johnnie]

13. Ok, that was funny

Now, if I would have posted that I would have been flamed to death. So, thanks for the laugh.

[VolcanoJen]

16. Doesn't look like I'm getting away with it either.

;-)

[Deja Q]

17. Well, it's not quite a sex thread but I love it all the same.

Thx for the laugh! :D

[VolcanoJen]

18. YOU'RE laughing?

Hon, I'm the one who split a gut when I saw THIS:



Oh, dear God, how I love that!!!! Must... have... now... car... begs... bumper... wants....

[Zomby Woof]

19. how would you like THIS to tuck you in??

:scared:

[VolcanoJen]

20. STOP IT

Seriously.