5 months until xmas

[Zomby Woof]

Make your lists of what you are sending me.

[curse10]

1. Bon Jovi cds

:P

[Zomby Woof]

3. they will make a nice toilet tank liner

[SarahB]

2. A nice gift basket

filled with Lotrimin and jello jigglers. Oh, and a yak-haired sweater.

Whatcha getting me? :7

[Zomby Woof]

4. if you're lucky

I'll catch you under the jello mistletoe!

[GOPisEvil]

5. Tickets to Bumbershoot

;-)

[Zomby Woof]

6. only if sierra_moon buys me beer!

Which come to think of it, she did once back before an anti-war march!

She is a very sweet and wonderful person, I kid you not.

[baby_bear]

8. ah, shucks.

really I'm not so sweet...

:silly:

s_m

[olddem43]

7. Wrong - Three Months, one week and two days

That will be the best Christmas we ever had.

[curse10]

9. A lifetime supply

of Howard Dean stickers?
:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Shut...up...you...

;)

I'm going to send you that big old yak made out of Green Jello...perhaps with a red bow.

Or some squirrel poop salad maybe.

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

13. hey!

Best. Presents. Ever. :loveya:

[jdonaldball]

11. Thinking of the Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

I forget who recorded this song, a few years ago.
On the 12th day of Christmas etc,
"12 pack o' Bud,
11 wrestling tickets
Tin o' Copenhagen
Nine days probation..."
...Consolation gifts for the Freepers this Christmas, while Smirk is packing his bags for Crawford...

[MaryBear]

12. I read your subject line, ZombyWoof,

and felt my usual thrill and panic at the approach of my favorite season.

If you tell me about Coffee Coyote, I'll invite you to a Bay Area DU gathering for Christmas.

[LWolf]

14. You are evil today.

Evil, I'm telling you. :evilgrin:

This is the summer that never ends. If you didn't get the memo, I'm not allowing the calendar to get past August 15th for another 3 or 4 months.

Not til I'm good and ready to go back to work. A horrible enough thought, without having to contemplate holiday madness on top of that!

:o

[flamingyouth]

15. DON'T REMIND ME!

My 20th retail Christmas! AAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!

[Zomby Woof]

16. AAUUUGH!

Having endured just 4, you have my eternal sympathy. :hug: