Bush goes after hard core Jaywalkers, Citing a National Threat

[opihimoimoi]

the Shrub has made Jaywalking a felony and backed up with stiff fines and a trip to Gitmo, complete with leather leashes."Jaywalkers are most likely to be Terra-ists because most terra ists guys are like me" "They don read right". "So I decided to go after those guys with a Law that has teeth, There is no crosswalk they can hide in, we gonna get um."

[Spinzonner]

1. If you're putting your feet to the pavement

how could you not be a Terra-ist ?

But Gitmo's a waste of money. Just let them lose in New York City and natural selection will get them.

[opihimoimoi]

4. I see your point. NYC might pose a prob tho...seems like 64% of all

jaywalking in the Nation are committed there.

[Nevernose]

2. Sidewalks are just liberal pork-barrel spending anyway

One more way to take taxes from hard-working Americans who drive cars and give it to those lazy, shiftless, goodfernothings that WALK places. If they want a sidewalk to "walk" on, then I say they go and build their own damn sidewalks, and stop taking my hard earned money!

[opihimoimoi]

3. In our town, jaywalkers are points. 10 for young teenagers,

8 for middle age goons, 6 for "airheads", 4 for people carrying things, and 2 for the oldies who supposed to know better.

[izzie]

5. Get Hatch on to this. It must be nipped in the bud.

It is just un-American and must be stopped.

[opihimoimoi]

6. Bush has got his other hatchet man, Asscroff to go after all them Jay guys

Damn.