Bush or * Administration Member jokes

[Valerie5555]

Okay what would everyone get with 20 Bush Administration members at the bottom of the ocean? A VERY EXCELLENT START


What would you get with 20 Bush Administration members up to their necks in cement??????????????????? A SEVERE CEMENT SHORTAGE.


:D :D :D


On edit did you know the Lone Star State had a new botanical species? THE YELLOW SHRUB OF TEXAS

[HawkerHurricane]

1. How many members of the * admin does it take to change a

lightbulb?

Members of the * administration NEVER change!

[Valerie5555]

2. Did you pity the poor doctors at a certain Navy Hospital in Bethesda when

they had to give * a colonoscopy??????????????????????? THEY'D BE HARD PRESSED TO KNOW WHETHER TO LOOK UP BUSH'S ASSHOLE OR TO CERTIFY THAT HE IS AN ASSHOLE.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. Question>>> about * colonoscopy...

which end do you stick the colonoscope?

[Valerie5555]

4. Hopefully up his butt.

eom. LOL

[HawkerHurricane]

5. How do they tell which end is his arse?

I suppose that is the real question.

[Valerie5555]

6. That's hard to say, especially if he's 100% ASSHOLE

eom. LOL

[buycitgo]

7. gagarama site

evil aber auch egal!


Verkrummen auch Sie manchmal beim alltäglichen Schonwaschgang, oder kommen Sie erst im kriseligen Schleudergang so richtig auf dumme Touren? Egal, Gagarama bietet hier so ziemlich einiges zum Thema "Bush, du hast mein Brain gewashed*" und legt zuweilen Sichtweisen an den Tag, die sich hier und da auch schon mal gewaschen haben.

Aber Ach Tung - Göttlichkeit kennt auch bei uns kaum Grenzen - Hurraua!



http://www.gagarama.de/bush-specials.htm

[buycitgo]

9. and now, for the machine translation

makes about as much sense as if dumbo said it himself:

evil in addition, all the same!

Bent also you sometimes with the everyday already wash course, or come you only in crisis leagues the schleudergang so correctly on stupid routes? No matter, Gagarama offers here so quite some about "Bush, you has my Brain gewashed *" and puts occasionally aspects to the day, which washed themselves here and there already times. But oh Tung - Goettlichkeit hardly knows also with us borders - Hurraua!

BENT ALSO, YOU, SOMETIMES!

[Curious Dave]

8. More of a generic repug joke...

A young man is hitch hiking on the side of the road and a car pulls over and stops. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "are you a republican or a Democrat?"

"I'm a Democrat" he proudly answers. The driver floors the gas pedal and leaves the young man in a cloud of dust.

The next car pulls over and stops. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "are you a republican or a Democrat?"

"I'm a Democrat" he proudly answers once again. And once again, the driver floors the gas pedal and leaves the young man in a cloud of dust.

Next a shiny new Corvette convertible pulls up being driven by a beautiful blond. She asks, "are you a republican or a Democrat?"

The young man thinks long and hard and decides to tell a lie. "I'm a republican" he says. She opens the door and tells him to hop in.

As they drive down the road the wind is blowing her hair, teasingly blowing her blouse open, lifting her skirt slightly and exposing her thigh... The young man keeps looking...and looking...and looking.

Finally, he can't stand it any longer!

He turns to the woman and shouts, "Please pull over and let me out right now! I've only been a republican for 5 minutes and I already feel like fucking someone!"

:)

[Valerie5555]

10. Did you know Dick Cheney's idea of SAFE SEX promotion ?????????????????

TELLING DEMOCRATIC SENATORS (AND THEIR CONSTITUIENTS) TO GO FUCK OR F&#* THEMSELVES.