The Boston parachutists mystery solved

[ps1074]

This in reply to Will Pitt's post here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2066081

It was not 4 but just one parachutist :)

It was papa Bush :bounce:

You might remember he made a 13.000 foot jump for his 80th birthday on June 13th over his presidential library. Because his head is full of air he was lost in the stratosphere for over a month.

There (in Heaven) he hoped to meet The Gipper and ask for some advice for his boy's campaign. Needless to say The Gipper is nowhere to be found that high in the skies but most certainly in Hell which is somewhere in the middle of Mother Earth (note to poppy - Yes, Poppy, Earth is not flat).

St. Peter told poppy Bush he will send him back to Earth to meet the next president and being the fool he is Poppy thought he will land in Crawford, Texas to meet his stupid son.

Instead he landed on the roof of Fleet Center where he was greeted by the republican truth squad.

How is that for a story? :)

[Blue-Jay]

1. I bet it was ninjas.

Good thing they didn't flip out and start chopping off people's heads.