The R.E.M. (Republic's Empty Man) of all CAPTIONS!

[skip fox]

After a morning cup of nice herbal tea, W. has kicked off his shoes, laid his head on the people's desk, and fallen asleep once more in the Oval Office, perchance to dream: "Oh my god! . . . This is it! . . . End of all time! . . . Gotta get back into my body . . . 'Nother out-of-mind experience or something . . . Gotta find out who I am before it's too late! . . . I feel like . . . like . . . a suit . . . a cut-out . . . an empty man! . . . Oh my god, it's too late . . . It's the end!"

[skip fox]

1. W. is "thinking": "Wow. What a flashback! . . . Look at all that blow!"

n/t

[underpants]

2. Oh..something terrible seems to have happened in my garden

[underpants]

3. Damn! W has no shame at using the twins in his campaign

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

4. Wad Hints at What He'll Do in Another Term

... further retribution and revenge for Granddaddy Bu$h ... and, of course, the privitization of garbage collection




Perchance to Dream - erasure
Released on Loveboat album.
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Perchance to dream
Drive into the wall of sound, yeah
Crashing all over me
Turning my world upside down

Then I see
And I start to breathe
As if for the first time
Suddenly
As calm as can be
Skies full of wonder
Tears asunder

Climb through the car
Falling up to meet the road
Something in my head will explode

Oh baby gee
Won't you come
And share the world with me
Time with me

Tears on a tin box
I tear out
Tinder to strike it with
A little spark is satisfied
Lights up the soft wood

And then I see
And I start to breathe
The mountain in the moonshine
Stars on my breath
Scares me the best
Flickering mellow shadows

Climb through the air
Falling up to brush the clouds
Static in my hair
I blush out loud

Oh baby gee
Won't you come
And share the world with me
Time with me

And then I see
And I start to breathe
As if for the first time
Suddenly
As calm as can be
Sky full of wonder
Tears me under

Climb through the car
Falling up to meet the road
Something in my head will explode

Oh baby gee
Won't you come
And share the world with me
Some time with me
Oh baby gee
Won't you come
And share the world with me
Time with me

[More Than A Feeling]

5. "After two police officers overdosed on the cloud of cocaine

surrounding Bush, cooler heads prevailed and the hazmat squad was called in."

[skypilot]

6. "It's a beau...ti...ful day...

...in the neigh..bor..hood..la la la la..."

[BringEmOn]

7. Bush observes two brave (republican) souls who ventured out to the polls.