ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:20 PM
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Lugubrious, Loquacious or Lecherous |
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If you're going to reply, you've got to reply in one of those three styles.
It's a horrible day for lying on the couch, but what else is there - life is a painful open sore. *sigh*
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Magrittes Pipe
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:21 PM
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1. Dude, check out the tits on that one. |
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:21 PM
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2. What does it matter - she's dead to me |
Screaming Lord Byron
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:23 PM
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3. Aw, c'mon, man, she's a total shag, I'd get right over there if I were you |
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I mean, look at her man. I can't go, 'cos I can't get up, but you should, I mean, c'mon, they're fabulous. So pert, man. So pert. You gotta go. Go on, big man.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:30 PM
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8. What's the point. I'm only going to turn everything I touch to ash |
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:24 PM
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4. Well, yeah. That's because she's dead. |
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:25 PM
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5. Well, I was going to reply but I wasn't quite sure if a question was posed |
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and I didn't know if you were really looking for a reply or for specific information. I would have hated to give you the wrong information so I had to think about what you were really saying, and really looking for. Then it occurred to me that there might be some sort of hidden message in your words so I read it three or four times to see if I could determine what tone you were using when you posted (because, as we all know, this medium doesn't do tone well).
Then I decided that there really wasn't anything subliminal in your post and just decided that I'd better know what all those words meant so I went to dictionary.com and confirmed them all (I had a pretty good idea but I wanted to be sure that I was right so that I wouldn't look like a dumbass).
Finally, I opened up a reply box and then realized I did even remember to whom I was responding so I double-checked that.
Then I had another bite of shrimp.
Oh yeah... where was I?
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:32 PM
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9. You should really try suicide - its so much more relaxing |
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But it requires effort and ......
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:27 PM
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6. I'll only reply if someone |
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posts a picture of their bewbies.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:30 PM
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Edited on Mon Jul-26-04 02:34 PM by MissMillie
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:34 PM
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11. you probably don't mean this. I usually get stuff wrong or waste time |
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:33 PM
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10. My first wife didn't cheat on me... she died of cancer. Typical. |
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:35 PM
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12. absolutely typical - Its a wonder I even go on - given what you've been |
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