96 Percent Of Republicans Masturbate In The Shower

[name not needed]

But don't expect to hear it from them. :P

[markbark]

1. Do the remaining 4%

do it whilst kneeling in front of the telly watching Faux News?


--MAB

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. They do it while watching the 700 Club.

"Jerk out the gay! Jerk out the gay!"

[name not needed]

4. No. 98 percent of them do that

The other 4 percent molest small animals in the shower.

[Endangered Specie]

5. Republicans say: Sheep, Shower and Shave.

[Endangered Specie]

3. Hmm, it looks like soap?

ew

[DAGDA56]

6. Only Republicans can afford to keep the hot water running that long...

...no, wait...they probably take shorter showers than I do...hmm...

[name not needed]

7. It takes a while for the Viagra to kick in

[DAGDA56]

8. Right! I forgot!

better life thru chemicals.

[jdonaldball]

9. What, do they laminate their photos of AWOL in a flight suit?

Those flight suit photos must be getting very, very messy now.

[NashVegas]

10. I Doubt That a LOT

too uptight.

[Downtown Hound]

11. Does that make me a Republican?

'Cause I can do it elsewhere if it does.

[Mara Steele]

12. Thanks, I don't care to HEAR IT

from them... :puke: :puke:

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. locked

this is inappropriate even for the lounge.

Big McLargehuge
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