Stop replacing "Fuck" with "Cheney"!

[name not needed]

Fuck is one of the greatest and most versatile words in the english language. Cheney is a heart attack on legs. Don't belittle fuck by equating it with that evil old man!

[Cyrano]

1. You're right

Fucking is too enjoyable to be a synonmn of Cheney.

[Wabbajack]

2. I fucking agree

Fuck is a hell of a word.

[Blue-Jay]

3. I'll stop on 11/3.

Until then, Cheney THAT!

It's about damned time we take back the language. They made "liberal" a curse word, and it's time to strike back. Cheney is a fucking fucker, and he deserves EVERY negative connotation he gets.

[Cyrano]

6. Use some imagination

Cheney is a despicable specimen of polluted sewerage dredged up by the GOP to infect the conscience and humanity of the sentient inhabitants of planet earth.

In other words, the man is a totally worthless piece of pig shit.

(As are DeLay, Ashcroft, Bush, Wolfowitz, Perle, Santorum, Rove, and countless others.)

Reagan turned "Liberal" into a dirty word. But until there's a real "fair and balanced" media, we aren't going to win back the language.

Not only have the rethugs stolen the message, they've also stolen the messanger. And until we can do something about that, we're going to lose.

[baldguy]

4. One magical word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and ate. "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

More fucking uses for the word "fuck <http://www.fuck.com.cn>":

 Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

 Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

 Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

 Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

 Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

 Disgust "Fuck me."

 Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

 Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

 Despair "Fucked again..."

 Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

 Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

 Lost "Where the fuck are we."

 Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

 Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

 Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

 Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

 Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

 Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

 Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

 Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

 Directions "Fuck off."

 Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

 It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking
asshole."

 It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

 It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

 It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

 It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"


Famous "fucks" in throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah

[Bullshot]

8. Somebody has too much time on his hands, but great analysis anyway!

[POed_Ex_Repub]

5. I'll do it when people stop erroneously

Using the word "Bush" in place of president.

[Big Kahuna]

7. I agree.

It's just stupid. It's not catching on. There's no way it's ever going to be cool. Just drop it already.

And stop photoshopping good pentacles onto evil Barneys!