What Democrats Say / What Republicans Say -- David Letterman

[DieboldMustDie]

Democrats: The key to our victory will be winning crucial swing states.
Republicans: The key to our victory will be rigging the vote in crucial swing states.

Democrats: Honoring those with distinguished military records is a top priority.
Republicans: Concealing the president's military record is a top priority.

Democrats: States should decide the issue of gay marriage.
Republicans: Marriage is only between a man and a woman, or 2 really hot chicks.

Democrats: We're going to win the election in November.
Republicans: As we proved in 2000, winning doesn't mean you get the job.

Democrats: People from all races, creeds and walks of life are working together to elect Kerry.
Republicans: People from all sorts of different country clubs are working together to re-elect Bush.

Democrats: Bacon is tasty.
Republicans: Agreed.

Democrats: In retrospect, evidence did not justify war in Iraq.
Republicans: It was worth going to war to see Saddam with that crazy beard.

Democrats: John Kerry was a war hero.
Republicans: George W. Bush was a cheerleader. (Shows pic of W. in "uniform")

Democrats: Our vice presidential candidate exudes youth and vitality.
Republicans: Our vice presidential candidate exudes a strange wheezing noise when he climbs stairs.

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1. Bacon is tasty

The FIRST and ONLY time I will EVER agree with a republican! :P

[Cha]

2. So I wonder who Letterman is going to vote for?!

Those are Awesome comparisons ..thank you, DAve!

I'm incredulous!

[PVnRT]

3. Letterman should campaign for Kerry in Indiana

Someone should, anyway.

[Cybergata]

5. Dave is liberal

His talk show is the only one that would bring a biologist to the show to explain how the disappearance of a species of birds from an area of the Arctic is a result of global warming. Can you imagine Leno having such a topic discussed on his show.

I Love Letterman

:hippie:

[JohnKleeb]

4. hah oh man that makes me laugh and grin

Country clubs of the country unite for Bush :D.

[Kat45]

6. I saw that tonight. I was cracking up. n/t