Will someone volunteer to hit on me?

[TrogL]

I'm so depressed. I went to a social event and made all the "I'm available" signals and absolutely nobody hit on me.

I tried to hit on some one else but I noticed he was talking to himself so I called it off.

[olddem43]

1. I'll volunteer,

I need some companionship right now, and it wouldn't be too bad to talk to a fellow lefty.

[ewagner]

2. I'm dense

What are "I'm available" signals.

[Red State Rebel]

3. If you don't tell my husband :) n/m

[gpandas]

4. do you come here a lot? n/t

[CrownPrinceBandar]

5. Fear not, TrogL.................

"made all the "I'm available" signals and absolutely nobody hit on me."

- Obviously all the folks at the party were sheer dumbasses. Or maybe you shouldn't have had the garlic.

"I tried to hit on some one else but I noticed he was talking to himself"

- Need I say more?

[SarahB]

6. I send you all my "get hit on" vibes

I seem to get hit on a lot at the wrong time, in the wrong place, and by the wrong people. Just leave me alone, morons!!! :grr:

Why can't anyone who I'd actually WANT to hit on me, hit on me these days?