CAPTIONs via DU Handout

[cosmicdot]

W is trying to not think and ride at the same time, but he just can't help but wonder and think:

I did both a yahoo and google search ... and, nothing came up W ... since when is b-u-s-h spelled k-e-r-r-y? Scooter called. I asked him, and he says try n-u-m-b-n-u-t-s or w-a-d ... said he had all kinds of hits with those ..... wear black they said, I'd look thinner ... couldn't I get longer pants to cover those puny legs, they asked ... da da da da da da ... wonder what Condi is doing ... so, why do the training wheels have to go back on ... wonder if there's anything good on C-SPAN tonight ... dum dee dum da ... I say if you can't wear it on sleeve ... be all the Patriot you can pretend to be ... ba doom bad doom ... wonder how I can find out which way the wind is blowing???


President George W. Bush (news - web sites) rides his bike on his ranch in Crawford, Texas on July 27, 2004. Bush, for the second time in two months, took a tumble on his mountain bike while riding on his Texas ranch, a White House spokeswoman said on July 26. (The White House via Reuters - Handout)

[underpants]

1. Okay Karl next time I come around have the gum ready.......ssshshshloop

BAM!

[Peachhead22]

2. singing to himself

"Gitcher motor drumming"
"Spread out on the freeway"
"Cookin' fer a denture"
"In whatever dumb skyway"
"I'm born to be ri-i-i-i-led"

"Heehee, I always wondered what those lyrics meant."

[BringEmOn]

3. Daaaaaaddy! Gimme back my training wheels!

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking," or rather, playing announcer in his head: "And here

comes the Wad up on the inside while Lance is looking on the outside and going long . . . and the Wad is spectacular, folks, . . . He's busting past Armstrong like the little geek is standing still . . . Wow . . . It look like we got a new World Champion of Everything!!!!! and it's . . . The Wad . . . . AGAIN!!!!!!!"