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[cosmicdot]

W is pouting: They sent me outside to look for leadership, and not to come back until I find leadership. What does it all mean? I know I heard the door lock.

US resident George Wad Bu$h stands outside the oval office July 22. Bush's re-election team questions Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry's leadership skills and the consistency of his convictions.(AFP/Tim Sloan)

[mrboba1]

1. I just wanted to say goodbye to the Rose Garden

before I left...

[soupkitchen]

2. looks like a centaur to me that's half Bush and half bush

or half bush and half horse shit

[underpants]

3. Is he peeing on the shrubs?

This ain't texas dipwad

[Paradise]

4. * on *

:silly:

[realisticphish]

5. i cant find a picture from a while ago

where * was standing over MLK's grave; it was from the back, and i swear to god it looked exactly like he was pissing on it; i REALLY want to find that picture, if anyone has it


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[BringEmOn]

6. The Whitehouse gardner dumped a load of fertilizer on the shrubbery.

[rustydog]

7. (Pissing behind flowers) ..."Ya don't buy beer, you rent it!"

"Aaaaaaa, now where's them pretzels?"

[bo44]

8. * waits patiently for his morning of hit of dope Noelle is late.

:evilgrin:

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "What I don't get about flowers is lots of stuff. . . .

Like they're trying to have sex by waving their naughty parts in the air and hoping a bee squirts them full of pollen which is sperm only drier. And then we cut off these naughty parts, like little penises and things, and send them to our moms on Mother's Day and nobody thinks there's anything strange about it. And we send these flower parts all sticking out naked to sick people and dead people also. I don't have the slightest idea why. . . All I know is I pop some serious wood when I smell flowers."


(Sort of a lyric summer interlude in a meditative key, is it not?)

[BringEmOn]

10. "Damn....Victor stood me up, again."