CAPTION Lord Vader reviewing his Storm Troopers!

[Fenris]

W. is "figgurin'": "I really like those shoes. You know, when I saw Bill Clinton's running shoes I got a little jealous. I mean, I'm the President, dammit. My shoes need panache! I been workin' on a design for Nike. It's purple and has flames on the side of it. I'm working on a way to fit two ICBMs into them. I wonder why Nike doesn't return my phone calls?"

[CanuckAmok]

1. "Okay, which one of you shiny guys blew up my Jaguar full of blow?"

[bo44]

3. He does look like he is mourning for the loss of his morning dope hit.

[larryepke]

2. "Boy...

I sure wish I could get one of those cool suits!"

[DS1]

4. Let the man go through!

Super-bon-bon super-bon-bon!

/you really really gotta be on top of things on DU to get that reference

[flamingyouth]

5. What on earth is this?

No, that's not my boring caption. What a bizarre photo. He is very Lord Vaderish. Creepy.

[Fenris]

6. Clearly you've never been to a barbecue in Texas.

[flamingyouth]

7. Well, if you'd ever invite me...sigh...

:eyes:

[Fenris]

8. Hey! I have!

[flamingyouth]

9. OK, I'm getting in the car now

Barring any unforeseen accidents with men in animal costumes, I should be there in say... October. :D

[texas1928]

17. Sorry, But I have to say this

If it takes you from Now til October to get from the Northwest to Texas, that is a lot of bathroom breaks.

[flamingyouth]

19. I like the scenic route

;)

[texas1928]

21. That is a lot of scenery

Have fun driving.

[BringEmOn]

10. Mercenary troopers practice keeping voters away from the polls

in predominantly Democratic neighborhoods.

[rustydog]

11. "Damn, we're trying to clean a chemical spill and this jerk...

"is pissing in the road!"
"Ain't nuthin'you should see him when he is drunk!"

[myomy]

12. Is this what Eyerack is like?

.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Members of an elite Secret Service team remove Barney's

leavings off the white house lawn.

[Tsiyu]

14. Pres Says His Viagra Kicks In At The Strangest Times...breaking

[Endangered Specie]

16. rofl!

[Endangered Specie]

15. The SA arent supposed to be wearing silver?!?!?

[Elidor]

18. "That was a really nasty nest of liberals, sir!"

"I think we've got them all at last! You're safe to come past now, Mr. preznit!"

[Mike Niendorff]

20. "Um, George ...

... when we said you need 'protection' here, what we meant was ..."

MDN

[cosmicdot]

22. W testing to see if his Cipro has worn off ...

while waiting is thinking: those shoes and gloves make me think of
Victor, and that blacklight party we had ...