Super W rides again!

[DoYouEverWonder]

Notice the steep hills, the rugged terrain, the grueling pace. Super W rides again, in his all American bike helmet, wrap around goggles, toe clips and mouth guard.

"He takes on dangerous sections that would give veterans pause. He keeps a cramp-inducing pace on long uphill sections, panting hard, emitting low "hrrr, hrrr, hrrr" grunts with each stroke of the pedals, his shoulders bobbing up and down."

Oh, what a man!

[RodneyCK2]

1. Suddenly and out of nowhere, a small woodland creature...

darts across his path causing...

[Fovea]

2. Note the toe tins

What a nimrod!

Hey Fred! Get some SPDs!
Learn to spin the crank, bad-knee-boy.

[myomy]

3. Where are the training wheels?

.

[BiggJawn]

4. I'll give him fuckin' Cramps....

18 miles in 1:20? OK, Junior, I KNOW I got 19.5 miles in 1:23 in my legs, Your "Personal Best" is going DOWN tonight!

Fuckin' Poseur. I'm surprised he wasn't sportin' a USPS commemorative Maillot Jaune for the photo op....

[jimshoes]

5. He's pissed that KKKarl told him to take the

baseball cards out of the spokes. Those are some steep hills though, aren't they?

[jmowreader]

6. Not being a mountain biker...

is it common for you mountain bikers to use toe clips?

I know road cyclists use them if they're not running something like the Look system, but toeclips just seem a bit dangerous on rough terrain--especially the terrain Dubya purportedly likes.

[Lisa]

7. Bush exercising is not a pretty sight

From "Runner's World" (Bush at the "Fun Run"):

"During the second mile . . . the pace and the heat begin to take their toll. . . . His shirt is plastered to his chest with sweat, he's gasping for air, and he's spitting and belching the way anyone might in an all-out race." Bush completes the second mile more slowly than the first -- and with one mile to go, he's not looking good. "It's clear the President is laboring. I'm wondering if he's going to fall apart in the last mile--a hazard of going out too fast."

http://justonething.blogspot.com/2002_09_01_justonething_archive.html

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. And with the wind too!

what a wuss.