Does the GOP have a theme song?

[Beaverhausen]

Like we seem to now have Johnnie B. Good?

[SoCalDem]

1. The Theme from "Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels"??

:)

[LowerManhattanite]

2. "Georgy Girl"

Perhaps?

[Birthmark]

3. I think it's that old Dead Milkmen tune

"Stuart"

[DemExpat]

4. "Onward Christian Soldiers"?

:P

DemEx

[GOPisEvil]

5. I Want It All (And I Want It Now) - remade by Pat Boone.

No way they'd allow Queen's version to be their standard.

[liberalmuse]

10. I thought you meant that song...

from 'Willy Wonka' sung by Veruca Salt. Actually, that would be a great theme song for the 'pubs.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. The I 95 song!

That would do wonders for their convention when it's time for Bush OR Cheney to walk out!

Jimmy Buffett - The Asshole Song (The I-95 Song) Lyrics

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

7. Hmm, I know Dick Cheney's personal theme song

Night on Bald Mountain by Moussorgsky


If you've ever seen Fantasia where the little demons are all dancing gleefully around the big demon in the fires of hell...I imagine a Republican convention is very much like that.

[Fenris]

8. The Imperial March from Star Wars

[jeff30997]

9. Damn! I was going to say that!

So i guess i will go with Black Sabbath's War Pigs.:evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

16. PERFECT!

Imperial March is PERFECT, War Pigs a good second!

[onebigbadwulf]

11. The Simpsons gave the GOP

the Imperial March as mentioned above.


It was the episode where they wanted Side Show Bob to run for mayor, I think.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

12. The Simpsons love to tear apart the GOP

Last night Fox was the only network not covering the convention, but they did play an episode beginning with the Republicans trying to think up evil things to do.

[Dukkha]

27. The Stonecutters theme

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

[Parche]

13. their theme song

DOGS OF WAR AND MEN OF HATE

[Lefty48197]

14. "Welcome to my Nightmare" by Alice Cooper

I hope I didn't scare you...

[eek]

15. "Money" Flying Lizards version

money don't get everything it's true but what it don't get i can't use

[KamaAina]

17. The Horst Wessel Song

oh, right, they're saving that one for the 2008 repuke convention... unless we act NOW and get Kerry elected! Taking back the Senate wouldn't hurt, either...

[Endangered Specie]

19. damnit, that was my idea.

DIE FAHNE HOCH!...

[ashling]

18. Money, Money, Money from Cabaret

[Endangered Specie]

20. Sieg Heil Viktoria!

[jdonaldball]

21. "The Horst Wessel Song"

That was the Bronwnshirts' anthem back around 1934. Riefenstahl's "Triumph Of The Will" opens with it.

[Endangered Specie]

22. Spriiingtime for Hitler and Germany.

Heil Myself
Heil to meeee

Im the kraut whose out to change our historyyy!

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Dare to be Stupid by Weird Al

It's Bush's foreign policy set to music.

[Bertha Venation]

24. "We Didn't Start The Fire (Oops, Yes We Did. So?)"

[LDS Jock]

25. "Let The Eagle Soar"

or whatever ashcroft sang

[Earth_First]

26. Murder By Numbers -The Police

Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess

It's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name

But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land
For murder is the sport of the elected
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand

Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E

[DemWitch]

28. After watching Obama tonight...

It's Too Late by Carole King

[MrScorpio]

29. "Under my Thumb", The Stones

[Aristus]

30. 'Rednecks' by Randy Newman.

'Political Science' by same is the foreign policy theme song.