If Ann Coulter was a disease, what would you call her?

[MrScorpio]

And what would be the cure?

[NEOBuckeye]

1. Syphillis / Castration

Nasty disease, nastier solution!

[kanrok]

2. Coulteritis

The cure? An anti-biotic that kills the organism.

[MrScorpio]

4. Inflamation of the Coulter?

You need to put some lotion on that.

[West Coast Democrat]

3. Mental Illness

Lock her up in an institution. She's incurable.

[ashling]

16. Your solution

for mental illness definitely does not do justice to your Avatar of Wellstone.

[oldleftguy]

5. If ???

:bounce:

[Mikimouse]

6. National Self-Loathingitis...

The cure= a new administration, and restoration of the fairness doctrine, or some such, so that pissants like her never have the opportunity to delude the American people again!

[Blue-Jay]

7. Stupid Whoritis.

No cure. Only Dr Kervorkian can help.

[Endangered Specie]

8. Annheimers

[texas1928]

9. Oily Flatulance.

That is what she is.

[liberalmuse]

10. A screeching case of Tourette's Syndrome...

unfortunately, there is no cure, but we could just learn to ignore her outbursts and go along as if nothing out of the ordinary has happened. I don't think she can help herself.

[MichiganVote]

11. Foot in Mouth Disease

[FlashHarry]

12. Actually, "Ann Coulter" is a nasty enough name by itself!

[TexasProgresive]

13. TB by it's old name-consumtion

[Jim Sagle]

14. Coldsore.

[w13rd0]

15. Herpes...

...she erupts at the most embarrassing times, she's painful and caustic, and no matter what you do, you can never get rid of her for good it seems...

[DemWitch]

17. Coutercystitis

An annoying pain in the ass that no amount of medication will eradicate. Best course of treatment is emergency surgery to remove the growth from your ass before it poisons your thought process. WARNING: Very contagious, all precautions should be used to ensure complete isolation of contaminated tissue following removal. Has a insidiuos way of making a comeback.

[avb7]

18. Terminal.....mercy kill!!!!!

[Fridays Child]

19. Ann-giosarcoma--cancer of the heart. The cure? A transplant.

eom

[slutticus]

20. Skankariasis

[ozymandius]

21. Mad Cow

cure: brain implant

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. Annbola

So virulent her spreading capacity is limited -- kills hosts too quickly.

[David__77]

23. Festering intractable anal warts.

I think a thorough re-education is the only solution--coupled with stern doses of electro-therapy.

[Philosophy]

24. Annthrax

Obviously.

[Stew225]

25. IBS Irritable Bitch Syndrome eom

[floridaguy]

26. Diseased Bitch

Incurable

[pinballer]

27. If Ann Coulter was a disease, what would you call her?

""If Ann Coulter was a disease, what would you call her?""

I'd deem her the *bullhead clap*.

Nastiest, most painful disease known to man.

And one that deserves to be exterminated, never to be seen again by the human race.

Coulter is the lowest form of scum on Earth.

[indigobusiness]

28. Anniesexless

Penis

[jdonaldball]

29. "Sclerogyna", "hardening of womanhood"

Incurable but containable.

[The Spirit of JFK]

30. Verbal diarrhea...

The Oral Runs....

Montazuma's Blonde Revenge....

The only cure is to sew the mouth shut.

Garbage in, Garbage out.







-----------------

"Maybe Cheney ate your baby."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Mental constipation

She could try Gum-flappers Anonymous...

[RobertSeattle]

32. I've always liked Coultergeist

[bo44]

33. Ann Coulter

She's the freeze dried anchovy pie of human misery.

[TacticalPeek]

34. Bezoar.

:puke:

[NightTrain]

35. Caucasia

Caucasia is a debilitating conidition from which I suffered until I was in my early 20s. With the help of an acredited team of musicologists and doctors of political science, I cured myself of the disease with huge doses of soul music, jazz, the blues, and progressive politics. Today, I am 100% Caucasia-free!

[St. Jarvitude]

36. Dumbitis

Short, simple, and suitable.

[mark11727]

37. ANN THRAX

[umtalal]

38. ann coulter n/t

[InkAddict]

39. Antibiotic-resistent Coultercoccus encephalitis

1)Symptoms: mad raging verbosity with rolled up or eyes wide shut
elevated sed rate - spontaneous stigmata of
the earlobes and uncontrolled carvings for blood bank blizzards

Perhaps Creighton can flesh it out for a new bestseller.

[JSJ]

40. egomania...

...lobotomy

[Mara Steele]

41. F*CKINGGODDAMNEDSTUPIDCHENEYINGDUMBASS itis

& Oh, there is no cure...

It's a terminal, degenerative brain tissue disease much like mad cow is...

:puke: :puke: