Got a link to Lettermans, "Differences between Dem and Repugs" joke?

[LiberalVoice]

I needed it for an email and can't find it anywhere! :(

[Syrinx]

1. here's part of it

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/exclusives/wahoo/

Dems say: "The key to our victory will be winning crucial swing states."
Reps say: "The key to our victory will be rigging the vote in crucial swing states."

Dems say: "Honoring those with distinguished military records is a top priority."
Reps say: "Concealing the President's military record is a top priority."

Dems say: "States should decide the issue of gay marriage."
Reps say: "Marriage is only between a man and a woman, or two really hot chicks."

Dems say: "People of all races, creeds, and walks of like are working together to elect Kerry."
Reps say: "People from al sorts of different country clubs are working to re-elect Bush."

Dems say: "John Kerry was a war hero."
Reps say: "George W. Bush was a cheerleader." (see photo of Bush as a cheerleader)

Dems say: "Our vice presidential candidate exudes youth and vitality."
Reps say: "Our vice presidential candidate exudes a strange wheezing noise when he climbs stairs."

[DieboldMustDie]

3. Also...

Democrats: We're going to win the election in November.
Republicans: As we proved in 2000, winning doesn't mean you get the job.

Democrats: Bacon is tasty.
Republicans: Agreed.

and

Democrats: In retrospect, evidence did not justify war in Iraq.
Republicans: It was worth going to war to see Saddam with that crazy beard.

[Dancing_Dave]

4. It's all to true!

I nearly died laughing, hearing so much truth at one time!
:)

[Syrinx]

2. And this

Back to Dave's wants for this convention, he says what he would like to see Thursday night is for John Kerry to get up at the Fleet Center and say, "George W. Bush is a lying little weasel." I chuckled, but I was more impressed with the fine impersonation Dave performed of John Kerry.