I didn't know OJ Simpson was 73!

[Archae]

And I didn't know he moved to Milwaukee. :D

Man Ties Up Interstate Traffic Driving Wheelchair
Deputies Issue Warning

MILWAUKEE -- A Milwaukee man got off with a warning Tuesday after tying up traffic on the interstate in a motorized wheelchair.

The Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department says the 73-year-old man was traveling about 5 to 7 mph in the distress lane on Interstate 43.

Motorists who were trapped behind him, tied up in traffic, called authorities and a sheriff's deputy caught up with him around 3 p.m.

http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/3586420/detail.html

[Jack Rabbit]

1. Do the math

He won the Heisman Trophy in 1968. That would put him in his late fifties.

What has this story to do with O. J. Simpson? I think I missed that.

[Archae]

2. A real slow vehicle

That ties up traffic for miles.

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Okay. Time for another extra cup of coffee this morning.

Thanks.