I'D FUCK JON STEWART

[Selwynn]

He's great. And I'm not so sensative at this entertainer who has been extremely generous in bush bashing that I have to feak out about comments made in jest.

Plus they were funny...:)

[jpgray]

1. Beyond my political leanings, I admire his talent

The man is funny.

[Selwynn]

9. The man is HILARIOUS, and I'm able to laugh at myself

[whirlygigspin]

2. I second the motion

ahum.

[RodneyCK2]

3. Same here...

I just love him and the show.

[melv]

4. ditto

sing it, sister!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. One of the funniest things he has said lately was,"Democrats, standing

up for what we should have believed in the first place." He is funny in his bashing of both sides. Although, he is kinder and gentler with us. ;)

[Selwynn]

17. I about fell out of my chair laughing at that...

Last night, the time line of the democrats in the primaries leading up to convention was really funny too :)

Don't get me wrong, 90% of his show is about making fun of the administration. You should have SEEN the show that was all about Bush's "America is safer" speech, Tom Ridge's terrorism warning, and a report on how the administration planed to "protect" elections from terrorists.

It was tear-jerking hilarity.

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. Lots of days...it's what I live for. I stay up way too late...

I loved the political strategy one a couple weeks ago with cute kittens and delicious goodness! (ice cream cones)

This is a great counterpost Selwynn! :hi:

[On the Road]

32. And Remember: "Janet Reno Dances for No Man"

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. Heeheehee..."We're so excited, we're going to Cleveland". "Man, they're

going to need a change of underwear before they hit Youngstown". He's just too much. :hi:

[DrWeird]

6. I can't believe all this sexism here at DU.

This is so crass! Blah blah blah!

[Paragon]

11. I am OUTRAGED!

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

[DrWeird]

19. Thank you!

It's good to see someone like you stick up for me. It's hard to post here at DU, what with all these sexists running around treating us like object. And to think they call themselves liberals.

[Paragon]

29. I know!

If I get called a "slut" or "whore" one more time, I'm gonna go Columbine, I swear.

And the whistles from the construction workers are really getting tired.

[realisticphish]

49. its REpressed

:) You think you can become king, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you?


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[slutticus]

47. They have OBJECTIFIED and DEHUMANIZED him!!!!

blablablablablablablablablabla...

Lets all go complain in ATA......com'on

[tom_paine]

7. I have no problem with Jon Stewart

None whatsoever. And the fact that he runs a comedy show means that he can't be as relentlessly one-sided as O'Reichley or others from the Nazi side

[Liberal Christian]

8. Well, gee. Who wouldn't???

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. I'd take a pass on Jon...

Considering I am a flaming heterosexual. ;-)

[Selwynn]

22. Me too... :) I'd do it just to show my love :)

[chiburb]

12. Yor jest pormoting the gay agenta....

Oops! I've been reading so many troll posts lately that I must have slipped!
;-)

[Selwynn]

20. uh... good hehe :)

[Anwen]

13. LOL

I agree. Jon Stewart rocks!!! I feel sorry for people who can't laugh at our side as well.

[Fenris]

14. Mock those in power.

And mock the ones out of power with lest gusto.

"Democrats: Standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in." - Jon Stewert

[kerrywins]

15. I would too....

:)

[RodneyCK2]

16. He has covered issues on his show...

that the major network news would not touch or cover. Ironically, all this is done on a parody news show. He is brilliant.

[kaitykaity]

18. Why is this still here?

I guess there's no GD mod around.

:shrug:

[Selwynn]

23. Because its RIGHT and you know it baby wooo! :D

[kaitykaity]

26. IT'S NOT POLITICAL AND THIS IS THE POLITICAL

FORUM.

YOU POSTED IT IN THE WRONG FUCKING PLACE, YOU ****** *****.

[TexasBushwhacker]

28. So it should be in the Lounge

BFD!

[kaitykaity]

31. If I want sex talk, I'll go to The Lounge.

I don't want sex talk, don't need sex talk, get sex
talk in my regular life, thank you.

I guess we than throw out ALL THE FORUM RULES AND LET
CHAOS REIGN, right?

BFD, right?

rotflmao.

[Selwynn]

42. It's not sex talk - its satire with a point

I thought the FUCK JON STEWART thread was ridiculous and insulting, so I combated it with humor.

[fob]

35. GD is the political forum? I thought there was a special GD:2004 and

that ain't this one. Methinks someone should calmly step away from thier keyboard and have a timeout like dickhead cheney.

[Selwynn]

24. I hope you want the FUCK JON STEWART one removed too...

You know.. equal time and all

[redqueen]

21. lol... me too!

:thumbsup:

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. He's a sexy beast, but he's taken

He's married, with a newborn son. He even married his wife BEFORE SHE WAS PREGNANT! His wife isn't a supermodel. She's a VetTech. He quit smoking in 2000. He's almost freakin' perfect, and no, I don't mind that he's short. HE'S A HOTTIE!

[Selwynn]

30. Watching is show is like healing therapy to me hehe :)

[Hell Hath No Fury]

27. In a heartbeat...

alas, he wears that band of gold.

But should he ever find himself available.... :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

33. band of gold or not

i'd do him -- or him me -- whatever.
and he doesn't have to stay for pizza or anything.

[RodneyCK2]

46. I hate it when they don't stay for pizza...

just saying. :-)

[indigobusiness]

36. That would be a tough nut to crack, for me...

But maybe his wife, or his sister, or Stacey Grenrock Wood????

What ever happenend to her, anyway?

[Selwynn]

41. Hahaha so many jokes I won't make..

[ellie]

37. Me too!

Before the thread gets locked! I'd do him too!

Edited to remove potentially offending phrase.

[kimchi]

38. Over and over and over again, if he so wished.

I'm sure my husband would understand....:evilgrin:

[shrike]

45. Mine would

He'd even cheer me on. He loves Jon Stewart

[LuminousX]

40. Jon Stewart cuts to the core

Whether it be the GOP talking points, George's malapropisms, or the DNCs over reliance on Kerry's veteran status...

[deutsey]

43. I wouldn't go that far, but I'd consider a quick, manly kiss on the lips

:evilgrin:

Seriously, I like Stewart a lot. I loved his assessment of Carter's speech, where he said the Nobel Peace Prize winner came out swinging. He said it looks like Carter is bucking for the Nobel Who-Wants-a-Piece-of-This Prize. (It was funnier to me when Stewart said it). I like Carter and I loved his speech, but I thought Stewart's hyperbole was hilarious for some reason.

[GiovanniC]

44. If I Were Gay...

n/t

[Chovexani]

48. Me too.

He's my TV husband.

[Moderator]

50. Locking

No sex threads please.