promiscuous women

[truthspeaker]

Where can I meet some? Preferably where they've had enough drinks so they won't notice my big belly.

[wyldwolf]

1. I've heard there are a few in the Boston area this week...

..they'll ignore your belly for a price...

[DrWeird]

2. Surrey, B.C.

Bring cash, because they don't accept American Express.

[HEyHEY]

4. Wow, is surrey that famous these days?

Gott love them surrey girls! Go to the "Hozone" (Ozone) nihgtclub. Never mind the gunfire.

[DrWeird]

6. It was in Sumas, Wa.

Where I came of age.

Our football team (DrWeird-starting left tackle) was rather familiar with a certain Cindy, from Surrey. She always used to wear a t-shirt that said "Chevron- your town pump."

[HEyHEY]

7. Hey! I played left tackle too

and flanker

[Commendatori]

3. A sports bar

Just as horny men go to clubs and try to tolerate dance music, women who only care about getting laid go where the men are. You'd be amazed at how easy it is to bring home a girl from the ESPN Zone if you're willing to wait until last call.

Not passing judgement, just passing fact.

[truthspeaker]

5. Damn, too bad I'm not into sports!

Thanks for the tip, though.

[Commendatori]

8. Who says you have to be?

Do you think I'm into dance music? :)